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ahahahaaa! Brill!

To the beautiful angel at the Pussycat Lounge :

I was the handsome fella in the checkered suit, blowing my paycheck on you. I could tell by the bored look on your face that you were interested in me for more than my money. And I know you could tell by the way I kept buying you overpriced drinks, that you only took one sip out of, that I was interested too. I will be there every night next week after I cash my check.

P.S. Be sure to wear that sexy zebra striped thong so I will be able to distinguish you from the other girls.

Do you remember me?
It was yesterday. I sat on the park bench with a paper bag in my hands. You were sitting on a tree limb, watching me intently, twitching your bushy tail. I know you wanted my nuts, don't deny it.

I cant believe no one else is jumping on this. I know there are some witty people out there. I'm starting to feel like a thread hog

Well, I was thinking along the lines of "I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar" and all of that. It just doesn't work.

Or maybe something to do with hanging out with James Dean in his favourite tree...

Could be

hehe