Top Ten Ways To Get Kicked Out of Macy's (WalMart) This Wint

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I'd Rather Get Kicked Out Of
Macy's 12%  12%  [ 3 ]
Walmart 12%  12%  [ 3 ]
Home 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
School 15%  15%  [ 4 ]
The military 38%  38%  [ 10 ]
Therapy 23%  23%  [ 6 ]
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29 Nov 2008, 8:41 pm

10. Shop for jewelry wearing a Santa suit and carrying a bell, pay with money from a bucket labelled "Salvation Army"
9. Insist on your legal right as a person with a "pediatric disorder" to buy shoes of mismatched sizes.
8. Loudly demand a job, challenge the gift-wrap specialist to a bow-tying contest, and "let the best man win"
7. Appear at the pharmacy repeatedly with a survey, asking what the pharmacist recommends for various problems
6. Ask the makeup counter ladies to put "guy makeup" on you, then hit on them excitedly when they touch your face
5. Keep saying loudly that you won't buy a store gift card cause you heard it's filing for bankruptcy in December
4. Alarm customers by warning that there is a Code Orange alert that "the NTs are hitting stores this Fall"
3. Start praying aloud in the store for God to stop the foreclosures and feed the kids looking in the store windows.
2. Get on your cellphone and get into a loud fight with a senator over whether $300 million is enough for your company's bailout
1. Bring your glasses, cane and "seeing eye cat" into the store; insist on going wherever the seeing eye cat goes



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29 Nov 2008, 8:46 pm

What in the world would you have to do to get kicked out of therapy? That would be hard. I'd be ambitious and try for that.
I've already been kicked out of stores for extremely stupid reasons...that's no big deal. Their hats suck anyway! :P :oops:


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29 Nov 2008, 8:48 pm

I've only ever been kicked out of the school library cos one of my mates threw a book at one of my other mates and we started having a massive book-fight so the librarian threw us out. :lol: T'was amusing...


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29 Nov 2008, 9:01 pm

I was kicked out of one of my classes for the day when I was 16. Why? For quoting South Park. I said a bad word.



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29 Nov 2008, 9:14 pm

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I was kicked out of one of my classes for the day when I was 16. Why? For quoting South Park. I said a bad word.


LOL, which bit did you quote? Wasn't the F Word scene, was it?! (Something rather like that scene actually happened for real in my school once. A boy called his mate a Jew as an insult so the class gasped and people were swearing, LOL)


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29 Nov 2008, 10:11 pm

ephemerella wrote:
10. Shop for jewelry wearing a Santa suit and carrying a bell, pay with money from a bucket labelled "Salvation Army"
7. Appear at the pharmacy repeatedly with a survey, asking what the pharmacist recommends for various problems


Those ones are my favorites


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29 Nov 2008, 10:12 pm

And speaking of Walmart, did anyone hear about those kids who sang Baby got Back over the loud speaker at walmart? They youtubed it.


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29 Nov 2008, 10:18 pm

ephemerella wrote:
10. Shop for jewelry wearing a Santa suit and carrying a bell, pay with money from a bucket labelled "Salvation Army"
9. Insist on your legal right as a person with a "pediatric disorder" to buy shoes of mismatched sizes.
8. Loudly demand a job, challenge the gift-wrap specialist to a bow-tying contest, and "let the best man win"
7. Appear at the pharmacy repeatedly with a survey, asking what the pharmacist recommends for various problems
6. Ask the makeup counter ladies to put "guy makeup" on you, then hit on them excitedly when they touch your face
5. Keep saying loudly that you won't buy a store gift card cause you heard it's filing for bankruptcy in December
4. Alarm customers by warning that there is a Code Orange alert that "the NTs are hitting stores this Fall"
3. Start praying aloud in the store for God to stop the foreclosures and feed the kids looking in the store windows.
2. Get on your cellphone and get into a loud fight with a senator over whether $300 million is enough for your company's bailout
1. Bring your glasses, cane and "seeing eye cat" into the store; insist on going wherever the seeing eye cat goes


Lists like these have been going around on the internet for ages. Among the best i've heard:

1. Go up to a random employee and say, in a serious tone, "we've got a code 3 in housewares" just to see what happens

2. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

3. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

4. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

5. Get boxes of a random, embarrassing product and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

6. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say random things like "the fat man walks alone..." and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

7. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

8. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.


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29 Nov 2008, 10:51 pm

I was kicked out of a cemetary during a school excursion when a bully provoked me into yelling at him.


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29 Nov 2008, 11:04 pm

gina-ghettoprincess wrote:
Spokane_Girl wrote:
I was kicked out of one of my classes for the day when I was 16. Why? For quoting South Park. I said a bad word.


LOL, which bit did you quote? Wasn't the F Word scene, was it?! (Something rather like that scene actually happened for real in my school once. A boy called his mate a Jew as an insult so the class gasped and people were swearing, LOL)


I think it was "You son of a b***h, I'd kick you in the nuts."


It was so long ago I don't think I remember but I remember I was quoting Cartman.



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30 Nov 2008, 12:00 am

I was kicked out of my apartment building because I refused to give the security guard my name.



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30 Nov 2008, 12:07 am

I know someone that was kicked out of therapy...

the therapist said he didn't want to be helped so she can't help him so don't come back :P



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30 Nov 2008, 1:25 am

Well I lived in chicago for a while and I had a few buddies where we'd get kicked out of stores. Hell, we lived next to woodfield mall and a bunch of other strip malls so we didnt care(we were 15).

Any ways, a few I got kicked out of and why

The Chicago Store @ Woodfield Mall - Its a store of all kinds of chicago sports and other chicago stuff. I decided to walk in and ask for all kinds of things for teams from ohio, like cleveland browns jersey or a cincinatti bengals mug. The guy got IRRATE! Funny as hell to a 14 yr old.

The Gap @ Woodfield mall - it wasnt anywhere near christmas time and I went in asking for a green and red stiped longsleeve shirt!(freddy kruger anyone???) Well they tried to show me a couple of random shirts that were their sellers I guess, so I was like, I really just want my kind of shirt. They finally figured out I was f****n with them so they just kicked me out!

I also had a friend who asked a manager at a buffet to toss his salad! Same day he ate like a bunch of watermelon and didnt wipe off his hands or face before leaving there. So we go next door to this HUGE christian book shop and he's got juice dripping from his hands and face and proceeds to start trying to touch books untill they kicked him out. Good ol harmless fun



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30 Nov 2008, 7:54 am

Spokane_Girl wrote:
gina-ghettoprincess wrote:
Spokane_Girl wrote:
I was kicked out of one of my classes for the day when I was 16. Why? For quoting South Park. I said a bad word.


LOL, which bit did you quote? Wasn't the F Word scene, was it?! (Something rather like that scene actually happened for real in my school once. A boy called his mate a Jew as an insult so the class gasped and people were swearing, LOL)


I think it was "You son of a b***h, I'd kick you in the nuts."


It was so long ago I don't think I remember but I remember I was quoting Cartman.


LOL

I'm always getting kicked out of class, once because during roll call I shouted SMELLS after a random kid's name, and the teacher wasn't amused.


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30 Nov 2008, 8:15 am

1) Go to Wal-Mart
2) Go to one of the phones on the wall that the staff use
3) Type #96
4) Shout anything you want, no matter how offensive it is
5) ????
6) PROFIT!



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01 Dec 2008, 3:00 am

DeLoreanDude wrote:
1) Go to Wal-Mart
2) Go to one of the phones on the wall that the staff use
3) Type #96
4) Shout anything you want, no matter how offensive it is
5) ????
6) PROFIT!


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