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16 Jan 2009, 11:25 pm

The way this works is...we each pitch in one sentence at a time to build a story. Get as outrageous as you like. The goal is for this to be amusing. Ill start.

There once was a powerful warlock named Theo.

EDIT: Try to avoid run-on sentences please


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16 Jan 2009, 11:59 pm

He was one of the most infamous magic-users in the land.


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17 Jan 2009, 12:02 am

One day Theo went into a dark cave.


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17 Jan 2009, 12:20 am

He went in to slay the dragon, but he didn't know that there wasn't actually a dragon in the cave.



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17 Jan 2009, 1:40 pm

Instead, he saw a little white rabbit surrounded by piles of human bones.



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17 Jan 2009, 2:03 pm

"On no," thought Theo, "I know what is about to come walking out of the shadows."


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17 Jan 2009, 9:29 pm

"a dragon!" he shouted. he wasn't too smart, and didn't get that the rabbit was the real....



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17 Jan 2009, 10:38 pm

villain who was telepathic and in complete and utter control of...........


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20 Jan 2009, 9:57 am

Everything and anything having to do with noodles.


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21 Jan 2009, 6:34 am

And lo! Theo clasped his mighty pot of water in one hand, conjuring a magic flame in the other. As he held the warm, lively spirit underneath the pot, he contemplated the fate of the noodles.



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27 Jan 2009, 8:07 pm

Suddenly the rabbit took his cheese. :(


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27 Jan 2009, 9:34 pm

"haha! That cheese was poisioned!" he said, laughing.


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28 Jan 2009, 9:59 am

" That doesnt make sense," Theo screamed.


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28 Jan 2009, 10:17 am

He was dismayed to see that the rabbit was unharmed, and realised that it could probably only be slain by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.



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28 Jan 2009, 10:49 am

So Theo took the rabit by the ears and threw the weapon at him.


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28 Jan 2009, 12:26 pm

But Theo realized he had failed to count to three before throwing the grenade, so it failed to detonate, and now it was behind the bunny.