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16 Apr 2009, 11:18 pm

Here is where you blurt out any crazily random things on your mind. Let it all out here!

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17 Apr 2009, 12:14 am

I wonder if shoes made out of celery float?

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19 Apr 2009, 5:15 pm

Do floats made out of celery sink?

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19 Apr 2009, 7:55 pm

I like floats made with Coke and chocolate ice cream

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19 Apr 2009, 8:02 pm

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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19 Apr 2009, 8:38 pm

nothingunusual wrote:

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck -if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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19 Apr 2009, 9:19 pm

Ode to Wood Chucks

Would too much celery
cause ne'er-do-well-erly
of a wood chuck
who'd rather chuck wood,

while floating in a shoe
on ice-cream & Coke
sinking slowly,
though he'd rather
just float?

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19 Apr 2009, 9:34 pm

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

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A piiig? Silly..

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20 Apr 2009, 8:50 am

So, when the trolls come out of the earth and kill the Christians, is this considered a good thing or a bad thing? Also, why is my computer making a smell like a vacuum cleaner?

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20 Apr 2009, 1:57 pm

nothingunusual wrote:

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How many boards will the Mongols hoard when the Mongol Hordes get bored?

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20 Apr 2009, 2:42 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:

So, when the trolls come out of the earth and kill the Christians, is this considered a good thing or a bad thing? Also, why is my computer making a smell like a vacuum cleaner?

It's considered a good thing... And my computer does the same thing. :oops:

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23 Apr 2009, 9:36 am

I wonder what would happen if I put a can of coca cola in the microwave... and I wonder why my friend keeps putting piles of grass on my legs when we're outside at lunch time.

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23 Apr 2009, 11:29 am

Are computers made out of chocolate or candy???

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26 Apr 2009, 2:39 am

um... I need a crowbar, do not know why... just have not had one for a few years.... lost it some time ago...

I want to put an egg in the microwave then set it outside in the grass and watch it explode... and do it again until the 18 pack of eggs are all used up...

if I put some blocks in the roadway, how long before someone stops and pulls over to move them out of the road... I can leave my window open and hear the first car that hits the cement blocks in the roadway...

white things look yellow with a yellow light.... yet the thing that is white is still white... the light is yellowish.... probally a bit dim also...

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26 Apr 2009, 2:04 pm

Nothing beats Mentos in Diet Coke except pool chlorine and rubbing alcohol in a tightly sealed plastic bottle.....
Kaboom!! ! :twisted:

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