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15 Apr 2009, 12:51 am

Mimic the "experts" on autism by filling in the blank with a random word or phrase.


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15 Apr 2009, 3:01 am

Autism is an Emperor's New Clothes phenomenon caused by the industrial revolution, petroleum-fuelled society, and the mental-hygiene movement.

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15 Apr 2009, 4:27 am

"Autism is caused by... an excess of cheese in the brain-stem. This just in from Autism Speaks, the best and most reliable spokescompany for autism."


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15 Apr 2009, 5:58 am

"Autism is absolutely caused by too much Minding of Theory. I know that to be the absolute truth because I invented the theory."



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15 Apr 2009, 7:40 am

Autism is caused by watching clocks tick too much during pregnancy.


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15 Apr 2009, 8:38 am

Autism is caused by an excess of phlegm and black bile.



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15 Apr 2009, 11:18 am

"Autism is caused by acting weird."


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15 Apr 2009, 11:34 am

Autism is caused by a bad sperm cell which is 1 in every 500 that enters the egg during conception that causes a mutation in the embryo which causes the embryo to partially divide into two but over time they merge back together. However, when this happens, the mother begins to experience paranormal activity that can be severe as demonic possession which cause the mother's body to undergo horrific mutations and perform all kinds of silly and pointless acts which trigger adverse effects on the growing fetus. In the last stage of pregnancy, the demonic possession ends but leaves behind a radioactive substance in the mother's womb that causes her to eat grasshoppers and fertilizer which has a 90% chance, along with the other factors, of causing the baby to develop autism within 1-2 years after birth.

Well, that's what I heard anyway. :P


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15 Apr 2009, 12:11 pm

Autism is caused by living too close to power lines, which, as we all know, beam toxic radiation directly into our amygdalas, thereby disrupting our social aptitudes and regulation of emotions.


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15 Apr 2009, 12:26 pm

Autism is caused by overexposure to toxic political commercials, which is why autism rates in the US have skyrocketed since the Neocon movement began in the early 1990s.


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15 Apr 2009, 3:00 pm

Autism is caused by too much time on the toilet....My first foster mother T-trained me until I was
eight years old. But if I don't get enough quality time on the porcelain I would be full of it....Image


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15 Apr 2009, 3:25 pm

Autism is caused by eating too much chocolate

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15 Apr 2009, 6:51 pm

Autism is caused by kids being too "plugged in" to technology. A woman laid that gem on me in the card aisle in Wal-mart a few years ago. :roll:



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15 Apr 2009, 8:58 pm

Autism is caused by having a certain-colour magical "aura."



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16 Apr 2009, 6:00 am

Autism is caused by video games


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Autism is caused by the government spiking our drinking water with mind altering chemicals :P



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16 Apr 2009, 8:43 am

Autism is caused by bad videogames!