Defective Human Recall Examination [quiz]

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Not suitable for recall.
32% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 20% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 23% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!

Minor psychological defects, do not recall.

37% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 17% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 22% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!

Well, you're crazy, but then again that's what you just said, isn't it? Taking a test to see if you ought to be recalled and replaced with a nasty squirmy little baby seems a bit nutscrazy, but you're not more than just a bit. you're just not quite bad enough to be considered defective. See, the thing is, there are lots of basically crappy, second rate human beings out there, and most of them deserve a recall a little more than you do.

If you feel like this conclusion has been made in error, please consider downing a bottle of asprin, slashing your wrists, and using the blood to write bad, emo poetry as you bleed out.

Oh blocked at work

47% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 11% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 39% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!

The spelling on that test was deplorable and the author should be recalled!

not suitable for recall.

that was one of the few genuinely funny tests i've encountered. worth it for the laughs.

Recall for moderate mental defects.

32% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 24% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 55% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!

Well well, aren't you just the bright one...

In case it's not obvious to you (and we kinda think that few things are), that was sarcasm. Doesn't really matter, though, you're scheduled for recall in the next 24 to 788400 hours. That's right, you're going to be replaced, and we feel the odds are reasonably good that your replacement will be a moderate but meaningful improvement.

We'd appreciate it if you were to go play on the freeway (that's the big, wide road with lots of cars going really fast). In fact, we reccomend live action frogger (LAF). See how many times you can make it across before your recall is expedited.
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Minor psychological defects, do not recall.

44% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 24% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 39% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!

Well, you're crazy, but then again that's what you just said, isn't it? Taking a test to see if you ought to be recalled and replaced with a nasty squirmy little baby seems a bit nutscrazy, but you're not more than just a bit. you're just not quite bad enough to be considered defective. See, the thing is, there are lots of basically crappy, second rate human beings out there, and most of them deserve a recall a little more than you do.

If you feel like this conclusion has been made in error, please consider downing a bottle of asprin, slashing your wrists, and using the blood to write bad, emo poetry as you bleed out.

Not suitable for recall.
31% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 17% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 25% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!
You've been determined to be unworthy of recall. It's not that you don't have problems, just that they don't matter. Better luck next time.

Minor psychological defects, do not recall.

36% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 9% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 20% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!

Minor psychological defects, do not recall.

Well, you're crazy, but then again that's what you just said, isn't it? Taking a test to see if you ought to be recalled and replaced with a nasty squirmy little baby seems a bit nutscrazy, but you're not more than just a bit. you're just not quite bad enough to be considered defective. See, the thing is, there are lots of basically crappy, second rate human beings out there, and most of them deserve a recall a little more than you do.

If you feel like this conclusion has been made in error, please consider downing a bottle of asprin, slashing your wrists, and using the blood to write bad, emo poetry as you bleed out.

Your result for Defective Human Recall Examination ...

Not suitable for recall.

24% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 13% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 25% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!
You've been determined to be unworthy of recall. It's not that you don't have problems, just that they don't matter. Better luck next time.


Hmph, so I operate in a satisfactory manner.

Minor psychological defects, do not recall.
37% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 22% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 38% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!



Well, you're crazy, but then again that's what you just said, isn't it? Taking a test to see if you ought to be recalled and replaced with a nasty squirmy little baby seems a bit nutscrazy, but you're not more than just a bit. you're just not quite bad enough to be considered defective. See, the thing is, there are lots of basically crappy, second rate human beings out there, and most of them deserve a recall a little more than you do.

If you feel like this conclusion has been made in error, please consider downing a bottle of asprin, slashing your wrists, and using the blood to write bad, emo poetry as you bleed out.

Not suitable for recall.

14% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 9% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 14% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!
You've been determined to be unworthy of recall. It's not that you don't have problems, just that they don't matter. Better luck next time.

I find it hilarious how out of all the people who have posted their results, I'm the only one who should supposedly be "recalled".

Recall for moderate mental defects.
8% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 9% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 52% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!



Well well, aren't you just the bright one...

In case it's not obvious to you (and we kinda think that few things are), that was sarcasm. Doesn't really matter, though, you're scheduled for recall in the next 24 to 788400 hours. That's right, you're going to be replaced, and we feel the odds are reasonably good that your replacement will be a moderate but meaningful improvement.

We'd appreciate it if you were to go play on the freeway (that's the big, wide road with lots of cars going really fast). In fact, we reccomend live action frogger (LAF). See how many times you can make it across before your recall is expedited.

Not suitable for recall.

17% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 11% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 35% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!
You've been determined to be unworthy of recall. It's not that you don't have problems, just that they don't matter. Better luck next time.