How Evil Are You?
You Are 20% Evil
You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!
True; it is quite veritable that I'm mostly a good person, but that is only because I keep my evil ideas in check: for example.
1) I would love to go to an office supply store and just move things around and mess things up - recovery would be a nightmare to the workers...
2) I would love to buy 1000 dollars of groceries, go up to the cashier, have him or her ring every item up, and then yell at them rudely" &*(^&*^&*( I don't want them! I've changed my mind!" And storm out of the place.
3) One of these days, find a customer that was rude to me; go to the place where he or she works and yell at his or her face and force them to get fired from a manager.
4) (my worst idea so far, for which I would never do, but it is funny) drop marijuana seeds around a police station and let the plants grow...lmao
5) On halloween, dress up as the Grim reaper and judge others by the food that they buy (i.e. if someone buys a lot of fast food or junk food "ohh...I see from your groceries that I will see you soon...mad laugh")
There are worse ideas, but these might suffice for the present moment. Please, listener, I beg you not to do them. It's bad karma, and would make others suffer - which is not worth doing.