What makes you fart??

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04 Mar 2007, 12:55 am

Sorry, I cannot resist...and anyways, let's not be coy, we all do it on a daily basis and that is supposedly a medical fact!

For me, it is any vegetable, eggs, too much chocolate, bran cerial and garlic, oh boy, does the garlic do it for me, I have blown holes in the walls after eating garlic.

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04 Mar 2007, 12:58 am

Eggs and beans. It doesn't help if you'r bouncing on the trampoline:

Fart....fart...fart....

Hopefully this won't wind up like my booger thread!

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04 Mar 2007, 1:00 am

beans give me a painful amount of gas

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04 Mar 2007, 1:00 am

KBABZ wrote:

Eggs and beans. It doesn't help if you'r bouncing on the trampoline:

Fart....fart...fart....

Hopefully this won't wind up like my booger thread!

Aww hell, should just have a fart thread and be done with it, I mean, there are pages on the net that tell you how much gas each person emits each day... it is several litres I believe!

Have you ever let one off, realised it was somewhat unpleasant and moved off so someone else would get the blame? :lol:

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04 Mar 2007, 1:08 am

The worst is 'crop dusting'. When you walk and fart at the same time. *poot* *poot* *poot*

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04 Mar 2007, 1:11 am

Graelwyn wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

Eggs and beans. It doesn't help if you'r bouncing on the trampoline:

Fart....fart...fart....

Hopefully this won't wind up like my booger thread!

Done that numerous times.

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04 Mar 2007, 1:17 am

Dr_Strangelove wrote:

The worst is 'crop dusting'. When you walk and fart at the same time. *poot* *poot* *poot*

ah, so that is what it is called! Many is the time I have done the fartstep

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04 Mar 2007, 1:18 am

Graelwyn wrote:

Dr_Strangelove wrote:

The worst is 'crop dusting'. When you walk and fart at the same time. *poot* *poot* *poot*

ah, so that is what it is called! Many is the time I have done the fartstep

That's what I mean by the trampoline, a fart for each time you hit the fabric.

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04 Mar 2007, 1:19 am

KBABZ wrote:

Graelwyn wrote:

Dr_Strangelove wrote:

The worst is 'crop dusting'. When you walk and fart at the same time. *poot* *poot* *poot*

ah, so that is what it is called! Many is the time I have done the fartstep

That's what I mean by the trampoline, a fart for each time you hit the fabric.

Ah, never done it on a trampoline tho, lol...does it make you go higher?

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04 Mar 2007, 1:48 am

Graelwyn wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

Graelwyn wrote:

Dr_Strangelove wrote:

The worst is 'crop dusting'. When you walk and fart at the same time. *poot* *poot* *poot*

ah, so that is what it is called! Many is the time I have done the fartstep

That's what I mean by the trampoline, a fart for each time you hit the fabric.

Ah, never done it on a trampoline tho, lol...does it make you go higher?

Not really, maybe with a match to ignite it though!

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04 Mar 2007, 2:05 am

Lots of food. Too much ale can have that effect on people. So you wake up the next morning and while lying there all you get is farting for the first few hours, stinking the room out.

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04 Mar 2007, 2:20 am

apple sauce, eggs, and beans. i let one rip and leave the room for someone else to be accused of the gassy crime

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04 Mar 2007, 2:29 am

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