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Which crate should the poor doomed soul choose?
The blue crate 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
The pink crate 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
Kick the devil in the shins (and get tossed in with a random crate) 67%  67%  [ 4 ]
Total votes : 6

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02 Jun 2009, 8:01 pm

NB: THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS THEOLOGICAL DISCUSSION! THIS IS INTENDED TO BE HUMOUROUS!

A man gets sent to the Ironic version of Hell, and the devil turns up.

"Oh, so your time has run out has it? Too bad, well, you have to choose your eternity: in both, you're locked in a smelly room, with harsh smelly carpet. The bed is as hard as a tack, but there's the second-best boom box in the universe in there - sorry, the best one's in heaven. Problem is, you can only listen to either one of two things. Pick one of these crates, blue or pink.

In the blue crate, you only get the complete discography of Johnny Cash.

In the pink crate, you only get the complete discography of HIM.

Which one do you choose?"