The Thread knew that something was wrong. This Thread had been here a long time. It had seen flame wars, been moved, threatened with being locked half a dozen times, but it had survived. It just knew when something wasn't right and tonight, something wasn't right. Mike_the_EE had read it again. That wasn't unusual in itself, but tonight seamed different. The Thread knew that the chances of him posting were remote. He had posted less than 100 times in 2 years. Usually, he lurked. Usually, but not tonight. The Thread's worst fears were soon confirmed. Mike_the_EE clicked "PostReply" and the Thread knew what that meant, it was about to die. Maybe it was a mistake. Maybe he would change his mind. But then he started typing, and the Thread knew that it was doomed. Slowly, coldly, methodically he typed and the reply formed. He inserted the occasional emoticon, tweaked the BB code and went back and forth between Preview and editing. The Thread could only watch helplessly. Finally, the typing stopped. He just stared at the screen. After what seamed like an eternity his face produced a sneer that would probably pass for pleasure on a normal person and he hit "Submit". The Thread wasn't even able to scream. The triple bladed weapon of humor that no one likes, observations that no one shares, and a boring writing style pierced the heart of the Thread. It immediately began to fall down the topic list. Regular readers of the Thread were stunned. How could this have happened? They immediately, valiantly, started to bump the Thread in an effort to revive it, but to no avail. As soon as the bumping stopped, it would fall faster than the time before. There was even a last minute plea to the mods to sticky the Thread, but by then everyone realized that it was too little to late. The beloved Thread was dead. It fell further and further down the topic list to oblivion. With no hint of shame or remorse, Mike_the_EE turned away from watching the dieing Thread and returned to lurking, until the next time.
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That was the equation!
Existence, survival must cancel out programming.
Aspie Score 141 of 200
NT Score 50 of 200