It took me many years to get to where I could get people to laugh at a joke. I'm 58 now and I think it is only in the last 5 to 10 years that I've gotten fairly decent at it.
Jokes are very important to me. When talking to someone, I find it very difficult to do small talk, but I can tell them a joke or two. One or two jokes from me and maybe one or two from them and I count that as a successful encounter.
I must admit, though, that I have seen people get up and leave the local Dairy Queen when I show up. I presume that they don't want to hear my jokes.
My most successful joke is pretty recent:
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Have you heard the news? They figured out how to cut global warming in half. They're going to get Al Gore to stay home and keep his mouth shut.
That one rarely fails.
I seem to be completely unable to tell this one at all:
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A magician got a new job entertaining on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem - the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show: 'It's not the same hat!' or 'He's hiding the flowers under the table!' or 'Why are all the cards the ace of spades?'
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific hundreds of miles from shore, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician survived and the next morning found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the ocean with the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.
This went on all day... and then a second day... and a third day.
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could hold back no longer and said......
'OK, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?'
One local woman said she heard me tell it to others five times before she finally got it.