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14 Apr 2007, 7:54 pm

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You get the picture.

My mother is a different story. My mother is 5'8" and my oldest brother who is well over 6' once got mad at her for making a comment about his girl friend at the time. He slapped her and my mother decked him. She knocked him from the kitchen into the family room. He was 20 at the time. The rest of us were sitting there wondering where he left his brain when he did that. No one messed with my mother.

Me? I was pretty spoiled. I could fight, but I generally wouldn't unless I had a drink in me. Then if a man messed with someone I cared about there would be trouble.


oh, well, back when I was drinking, I would find my way to the freeway, usually I-5 the interstate that runs from San Diego to Vancouver, I have lived along that corridor when I was drinking and become Red Sonja. I would prove my invincible powers by standing in the lanes of traffic in the night, taking my heroic stand, with a makeshift cape flapping, arms stretched out to the headlights that were onrushing me, screaming like the banshee I was.

And I had magic powers all right! those who could SEE me wildly swerved and gears meshed on semi trailer trucks (lorries) and tires squealed and people even stopped to scream their heads off at me as I casually walked off the shoulder of the road and back into the night.
I would continue to walk down the frontage road, when there was one , until I either wandered back on the freeway again or dropped where I would and slept it off.

I was shocked, shocked when I found out I was an alcoholic. they might as well showed me that breathing was my problem I was so out of touch with my physical actions. All I can say is I am forever grateful to them for getting through to me, so I can be here on the forum complaining that I am bored, or something. :roll:


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14 Apr 2007, 7:56 pm

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Mukushla!


yes, dear, Mukushla


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who heard a guy on "Story Corps" describe how he learned he had AS.
"The doctors said "You have been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome" to which he replied "Oh, yeah, well, did you know that the Godzilla costume weighs exactly 3,463.87 lbs, with 12.54 lbs of feathers??! !"



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14 Apr 2007, 8:07 pm

Hahahahaha!

3,463.87 pounds with 12.54 lbs of feathers! I'd have thought more along the lines of 1,780,4000 grains!



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14 Apr 2007, 8:20 pm

Speaking of moving, I may be faced with just such a scenario. No matter how old I get, I can be driven mad very quickly with noise. I currently live in a nice little semi-detached 2 bedroom house in Florida. My next door neighbor has periodically hammered away at what little sanity I have, just by being himself - a typical young, arrogant NT who simply must have people over all the time, and then of course they must be amused with loud music and beer, which leads to even louder conversation, etc.etc. Last night, I got woken up at least three times. I finally went over and asked him to keep the noise down. He of course got arrogant and self-righteous. He might as well have said, "Don't you know that it is my God given right to party?" I hated having to look at him, as well as interact with him, and as usual, I dissolved into tears when I came back. I did e-mail my landlord, who is out of town until May, and told him about it. But then I spoke to another neighbor, who tells me that a house on the other side of the complex might become available. So I e-mailed the landlord again, asking if I could trade houses. If he says yes, it'll be super stress time indeed.

Still shaky from crying for hours, and not being able to sleep until 4 am because of it. So glad to know my fellow Dino's are here!


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14 Apr 2007, 8:28 pm

For some reason an old joke popped into my head:

An old man goes to the doctor 'cuz he's got so much gas. He's just farting and farting. He gets into the crowded elevator on the way up to the doctor's office, and farts the whole way. He thinks: "Thank god they are silent!" He sits in the waiting room - 15 minutes of non-stop rapid-fire farting. He thinks: "Thank god they are silent!" He gets into the doctor's office, and while the doctor is taking preliminary notes, he farts non-stop. The doctor says: "Well, why are we here today?" The old man says: "I can't stop farting! Thank god they are silent!" The doctor says: "Well the first thing we have to do is check your hearing."



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14 Apr 2007, 8:32 pm

:lol: :lol:


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14 Apr 2007, 8:33 pm

I'm sorry HartzofSpace! The noise is the hardest part of living close to neighbors I think. I know you've got to be tired! Hopefully they all have hangovers today, and you can return the favor! :twisted:



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14 Apr 2007, 8:39 pm

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ZanneMarie wrote:
You get the picture.

My mother is a different story. My mother is 5'8" and my oldest brother who is well over 6' once got mad at her for making a comment about his girl friend at the time. He slapped her and my mother decked him. She knocked him from the kitchen into the family room. He was 20 at the time. The rest of us were sitting there wondering where he left his brain when he did that. No one messed with my mother.

Me? I was pretty spoiled. I could fight, but I generally wouldn't unless I had a drink in me. Then if a man messed with someone I cared about there would be trouble.


oh, well, back when I was drinking, I would find my way to the freeway, usually I-5 the interstate that runs from San Diego to Vancouver, I have lived along that corridor when I was drinking and become Red Sonja. I would prove my invincible powers by standing in the lanes of traffic in the night, taking my heroic stand, with a makeshift cape flapping, arms stretched out to the headlights that were onrushing me, screaming like the banshee I was.

And I had magic powers all right! those who could SEE me wildly swerved and gears meshed on semi trailer trucks (lorries) and tires squealed and people even stopped to scream their heads off at me as I casually walked off the shoulder of the road and back into the night.
I would continue to walk down the frontage road, when there was one , until I either wandered back on the freeway again or dropped where I would and slept it off.

I was shocked, shocked when I found out I was an alcoholic. they might as well showed me that breathing was my problem I was so out of touch with my physical actions. All I can say is I am forever grateful to them for getting through to me, so I can be here on the forum complaining that I am bored, or something. :roll:


Merle


Well, thankfully after a few such instances and the knowledge that I could only stand to drink vodka (because I could never taste it) in anything, I decided drinking and I just had to part ways. We were having too many relationship issues. :D



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14 Apr 2007, 8:42 pm

OH!! !! A class A motor home with dual axels! (Duh!! My bad.) Guess they don't have those where you're moving, Merle. But maybe some day!......

...and thank god you got sober before you got run over young lady!! !!

Glad you've got an army of guardian angels watching all of your personas!



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14 Apr 2007, 8:47 pm

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Speaking of moving, I may be faced with just such a scenario. . . .

But then I spoke to another neighbor, who tells me that a house on the other side of the complex might become available. So I e-mailed the landlord again, asking if I could trade houses. If he says yes, it'll be super stress time indeed.

Still shaky from crying for hours, and not being able to sleep until 4 am because of it. So glad to know my fellow Dino's are here!


Harz,
I do understand completely, girl! I am always the most pissed that they create the situation and then get all bent out of shape if you let them know how their actions affect others! I guess they don't even know what it's like to have to stand up for your self because you will feel worse if you DON'T, and crying for hours is the price you pay for not being shat on.

Moving close is just as much work as moving far, even MORE work because when you move far you put it all in one van and haul it, but when it's close you think you can somehow SAVE TIME or TROUBLE by taking it over trip after trip. But it's just different, not better, not worse.

Glad we had this chat, Harz'o Space. I can remember that if I want to fill up my car for trip after trip. I'll just get a van and do it all at once.

Merle


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14 Apr 2007, 8:56 pm

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sinsboldly wrote:
ZanneMarie wrote:
...when I was drinking (I'd) become Red Sonja. I would prove my invincible powers by standing in the lanes of traffic in the night, taking my heroic stand, with a makeshift cape flapping, arms stretched out to the headlights that were onrushing me, screaming like the banshee I was.

Well, thankfully after a few such instances and the knowledge that I could only stand to drink vodka (because I could never taste it) in anything, I decided drinking and I just had to part ways. We were having too many relationship issues. :D


If I saw you two doing this I'd have been scared to death!



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14 Apr 2007, 9:02 pm

hartzofspace wrote:
Speaking of moving, I may be faced with just such a scenario. No matter how old I get, I can be driven mad very quickly with noise. I currently live in a nice little semi-detached 2 bedroom house in Florida. My next door neighbor has periodically hammered away at what little sanity I have, just by being himself - a typical young, arrogant NT who simply must have people over all the time, and then of course they must be amused with loud music and beer, which leads to even louder conversation, etc.etc. Last night, I got woken up at least three times. I finally went over and asked him to keep the noise down. He of course got arrogant and self-righteous. He might as well have said, "Don't you know that it is my God given right to party?" I hated having to look at him, as well as interact with him, and as usual, I dissolved into tears when I came back. I did e-mail my landlord, who is out of town until May, and told him about it. But then I spoke to another neighbor, who tells me that a house on the other side of the complex might become available. So I e-mailed the landlord again, asking if I could trade houses. If he says yes, it'll be super stress time indeed.

Still shaky from crying for hours, and not being able to sleep until 4 am because of it. So glad to know my fellow Dino's are here!


Okay, so here is what we're going to do. All these guys who want to tent me all the time (stand over me) and control everything I do are going to be sent post haste to move you. They obviously need something constructive to do with their time and I need a break.

Seriously, I wish you could have recorded their noise and blasted it back at them at 5 A.M. this morning. They would have gotten the idea.



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14 Apr 2007, 9:11 pm

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... All these guys who want to tent me all the time (stand over me) and control everything I do are going to be sent post haste to move you. They obviously need something constructive to do with their time and I need a break.


Are these co-workers?



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14 Apr 2007, 9:18 pm

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OH!! !! A class A motor home with dual axles! (Duh!! My bad.) Guess they don't have those where you're moving, Merle. But maybe some day!......


oh, they have them, but not for the likes of me.

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..and thank god you got sober before you got run over young lady!! !!


(Merle looks up in her "NT to Aspie Dictionary")
parental tone_ seemingly inappropriate remarks of equals when they take on the tone of a parent or guardian are often are exhibiting a caring and loving posture and it is inappropriate to over react like you have been mortally insulted. ) whew! dodged a bullet there! glad I am responding appropriately.

Chuck wrote:
Glad you've got an army of guardian angels watching all of your personas!


don't I know it, though!

Merle



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14 Apr 2007, 9:30 pm

a guy on "Story Corps" describe how he learned he had AS.
"The doctors said "You have been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome" to which he replied "Oh, yeah, well, did you know that the Godzilla costume weighs exactly 3,463.87 lbs, with 12.54 lbs of feathers??! !"[/quote]

I was working on the assembly line of a window hardware factory The lead assembly line woman got a group of us together to give us a little pep-talk because we weren' working up to snuff. We had these long, tightly coiled springs which we had to attach to another piece of hardware. There were barrels of these springs everywhere and there was this new kid standing next to me impatiently, with a bunch of these springs in his hand totally uninterested in what the woman was saying, but very much interested in the springs and wanting to tell me something that was of very high importance to him. The minute her speech ended, and before the crowd had a chance to disperse, he seized his opportunity, put his handful of springs to my nose and said "Don't these springs smell like coconut?" The kid had attached himself to me and know I know why. AS



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14 Apr 2007, 9:34 pm

I always treasure the words of my fellow Dino-Aspies. A "Merle in real time" is a rare treat! But my lack of sleep has caught up to me, so I must bid Adieu to all. Merle - they are too for the likes of you! Don't ever think otherwise! No telling how your book will do! (and sorry about my tone :) :oops: I luvs ya!)

HartzofSpace: earplugs! and CosmicCat's bucket o'water!
ZanneMarie: you ain't right!