"Truth In Adverstising" as applied to "Lonely-Hearts" articles:
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60-ish, grumpy, opinionated, obese, financially challenged male with questionable hygeine seeks 20-ish female who must be cheerful, gullible, 5'4", 36DD-22-34, 128#, naturally blonde, blue-eyed, smell nice, healthy, wealthy, and enjoy sex, cooking, cleaning, and sex. Submit resumé, full-body photograph, medical records, scholastic GPS, credit check and financial statement to...