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23 Apr 2007, 9:18 am

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Is Karl a make-believe person?

ZanneMarie, where is all this writing taking place? Uh, I mean is it online somewhere that we can go read it? Although, you can also tell us what the location of the story is, and where you, yourself, do your writing (such as an office room or sitting in bed with a laptop and a bag of Cheetos...make that a laptop covered with plastic wrap if you're going to eat Cheetos while typing about sociopaths that are killers).

Will there be a hero for the story? Maybe the Aspie girl will make him change his evil ways. Uh, or maybe she'll get bored or wander off. Like I would.

Killer: Yes, I am a killer
Aspie: That's stupid, is that your regular job or do you have a day job too?
Killer: You should be afraid
Aspie: Of those plaid pants, I am. I am very afraid you'll tell me they are in fashion.
Killer: <menacing look>
Aspie: I don't know what that means, but I have seen that face on babies before they throw up.


LOL True. I never publish my writing. My best friend and I have this ongoing argument about it. She does publish. I have all these stories constantly playing in my head like movies and I write to get them out. Let's see. Picture of me writing. I write at my desk or sitting on the daybed or couch with the laptop on my lap. I eat whatever dh puts in front of me. He doesn't allow cheetos. Those are verboten.

Aspie girl is often the hero. She already took down one psycho with household cleaners. She got him to come into the bathroom and dumped Tilex on top of toilet bowl cleaner in the sink and gassed him. Oh, and she used her bra as a gas mask. LOL This was after she beat him up.

The Sociopath has tried to get her once, then she went after him and tried to kill him but was foiled. Now he's going to kidnap her friend to get her away from her dh, but I'm sure she won't go quietly.

She even had Presidente Chavez after her. LOL Now she uses him to pit Hillary and Condi against each other. I don't see why Karl Rove can't become a character as well. He kind of lends himself to that lately.

I won't post it in here. Nana's boys come in here and they are 7 and 8. They don't need to read about a Sociopath trying to rape my Aspie girl.



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23 Apr 2007, 9:18 am

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Is Karl a make-believe person?


the little devil in me wants to just say "yes!"

but the angel in me forces me to let you know that we were discussing a Karl Rove article I posted in here instead of on the Current Events thread, like I thought I was.



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who wishes Karl is a made up person, too.



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23 Apr 2007, 9:30 am

Cosmiccat,

Here is the first of the information I will get from Dan (my co-worker from the DR). The capital is a 4-5 hour drive from Punta Cana. He said there will be tourist vans to take you there from Punta Cana if you want. They take people on all kinds of trips. He is sure there are buses besides if you want to go "native." He said the capital is great for the cultural things and has a more European flavor. He also suggests Santiago which is maybe 5 1/2 hours from Punta Cana, but only 2 1/2 hours North from the capital. He said it's a beautiful older city and not very touristy. He told me that it is the place for people who want to see the real DR and not the tourist traps. 2 hours North of Santiago is Puerto Plata which he also recommends. You could really go to the capital and then work your way up if you wanted to take a couple of days to do it.

That's it for now. We had to get to work. He even drew me a map of the DR and showed me where everything was. He is from a small town by Puerto Plata. He's very funny. He couldn't believe how OLD I was. When he told me how old he was, I said, I was married three years when you were born. LOL He made me show him my license. Then he started to call me mamacita.



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23 Apr 2007, 9:34 am

Along while ago....I have a fuzzy memory of GW Bush,telling America,that he was appointing Carl Rovve to be Csar/csar of New Orleans.


Did I dream this or did it happen?I havent heard anything about it sincee and am wondering if I was having a nightmare(I often fall asleep while my news junky boyfiend has CNN on).....so....anyone know anything about this?


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23 Apr 2007, 9:40 am

Welcome to the Cafe, TRUE ! ! As for creepy and stalky, I've been hoping that some ASpie Woman here in the Cafe would stalk ME ! ! *sighs* (My preference would be cute and stalky, rather than creepy. But I'm not all that picky, really.) Ah well, when you look as villianous as I do, it's difficult to get any positive attention. Nonetheless, it seems you've found a comfy corner here, and you're already chatting away ! ! Good show ! !
Now then ZanneMarie, wot's this about passing notes in the Cafe? Really now, young lady, if you're going to about writing stories here, you should be handing them around to share with all of us, eh? (Even if they concern Yank politicos.) Sounds like you're writing quite the interesting fiction, and blending in some of those here in the cafe. Come now, let's see a bit ! !


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23 Apr 2007, 9:49 am

TRUE wrote:
Killer: Yes, I am a killer
Aspie: That's stupid, is that your regular job or do you have a day job too?
Killer: You should be afraid
Aspie: Of those plaid pants, I am. I am very afraid you'll tell me they are in fashion.
Killer: <menacing look>
Aspie: I don't know what that means, but I have seen that face on babies before they throw up.

Okay, I would pay cash money to see that in a story. (Hey, maybe I could suggest it to the writer of the comic book "Cable & Deadpool" - sounds like the sort of thing Deadpool might run into while trying to threaten somebody...)

Krex, that was just a bad dream, thank Deity! Fortunately, even the Bush Misadministration hasn't become quite so contemptuous of the Constitution that they'll install a "Chief White House Aide", whatever that's supposed to be, into a new office that the President would have to insert by force into the Department of the Interior. Not just yet. Too many of us are looking - they might get caught this time.


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23 Apr 2007, 9:57 am

Hello Deacon Blues. Have you been here before? I don't believe I know you.



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23 Apr 2007, 10:41 am

Yes, do take a moment and introduce yourself all 'round, DeaconBlues. (That's from a Steely Dan song, isn't it?)


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23 Apr 2007, 11:23 am

"They've got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide -
Call me Deacon Blues..."

- Steely Dan, "Deacon Blues"

Howdy! Introduction? Well, for starters, I'm 43, American, male, straight, married (in a triad arrangement, with one wife and a cohusband), two children (one girl, one boy, and the girl is Kanner's autistic - that one's mine genetically!), Caucasian, and Aspie. Anything else? :)

(Hey, at least in a forum full of Aspies, I know people will understand if I start oversharing...) :)


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23 Apr 2007, 12:45 pm

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Introduction? Well, for starters, I'm 43, American, male, straight, married (in a triad arrangement, with one wife and a cohusband)


Ahem, for those of us not familiar with a "triad arrangement", perhaps you could tell us what that is, precisely (! !!???)


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23 Apr 2007, 12:50 pm

It sounded to complicated for me. I can only handle dh. I got stressed out even thinking about having another one around. I had too much trouble finding him. Besides, he is too jealous. He would never go for that.



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23 Apr 2007, 12:50 pm

Oh Prof, I sent you more in PM.



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23 Apr 2007, 1:14 pm

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DeaconBlues wrote:
Introduction? Well, for starters, I'm 43, American, male, straight, married (in a triad arrangement, with one wife and a cohusband)


Ahem, for those of us not familiar with a "triad arrangement", perhaps you could tell us what that is, precisely (! !!???)


Fairly common in the world at large, many cultures, many different time periods. Illeagal for it to be binding, in the us of A, but nothing stopping you from putting a name on it and living the life style. See it in the more common form of a man with more then one wife. Using the term "co" gives equality to it or can, not always the case. The relationships to work have a set of rules so to speak, could also be lack of I suppose, these vary when not under a formilized spiritualy based relationships. Most moralist would consider it a sin, I happen to think it's very healthy as long as the arrangment is of a consenting arrangement. I think too often they look at it as some evil sexual nature and not the nurturing form it more often is. I also have "permission" for a second wife. I lived with two ladies in my youth and I know better. Age does temper things and to be honest, the thought has crossed my mind from time to time. To be fully honest, what might be good for the goose, should also be good for the gander. So I've thought of it in it's opposite form as well. That's my understanding of it, without digging through the net for examples.

So howdy Deacon Blues, have a muffin and set me striaght if I got it wrong.

You both do know where Steely Dan got it's name from don't you?


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23 Apr 2007, 1:20 pm

Hmmm, I thought it something along those lines. Never work for me, I have me hands full alienating one woman, if I had two, that'd be too big a project ! !! I do hope to hear more about this, though. DeaconBlues, you will share a bit, now that oyu brought up the erm, subject. Won't you ??

Yes, we all know it was "Wild Bill" who coined the name "Steely Dan" ! !


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23 Apr 2007, 1:29 pm

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Wanders in, sits in leather chair and lays her head back. Coffee dude applies cold eye mask and goes to get coffee ready.

I was up entirely too long writing about the sociopathic killer currently infatuated with Aspie girl. Oh, and I left Karl in the corner there in submissive gear with a ball in his mouth. Any diehard Karl fans can let him go.

Back fetishes? I like hands myself.


OMG!! Not another one. She likes leather, she sat in a leather chair, I saw that, it didn't escape my trained vision. Can you do that to Karl without the proper attire on? I mean come on ladies, the cellar isn't being used, could you not make it into a dungeon and spare me the muffled out bursts of Karl? Well I will admit it's better muffled then in a clear form. Maybe I could take him water boardig? I'm sure it must be like surfing, least Dick seems to think it is.

But, the Fetish people are good and should prosper. The Fetii, are evul and should be destroyed. I turned my back on the Fetti once and the evul things touched me with their hands. Oh, it was a horrible expierance. See I was lost in the upper reaches of the lower Zawbii river, when out of the night sky came.... oh coffee, I need coffee. Shiny things!! I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too.


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23 Apr 2007, 1:38 pm

<snaps finger> Coffee dude! Get post some coffee! And don't touch my feet. You know I hate to be touched! Thwap!


By the way, I didn't even think about the leather chair. Dh is OCD and can't stand anything but leather furniture so it's habit.