The Dino-Aspie Cafe (for Those 40+... or feeling creaky)

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Hey that ryhmes, sorta, I like it.

"How many cups of coffee have you had ?" I don't drink cups, I drink mugs. My third of the day with 2 more on the warmer. I've cut back a lot. I have a favorite mug, it has bunnys on it , eating carrots, which I loath and showing their teeth. It's all chipped and stuff, but I can't part with it, I may have to have it as a grave offering when I go.

"you mean, Postie and me? hardly! He LOVES strong women and is only egging them on" so sayth Sinsboldy

When you do this to me, you have any idea what flashes in my mind? think ZZ Top and a song that has Great Danes in it. lol.

Congrats on 1000 posts! Now please stop using that self-tanning goo - it's making your palms turn orange.

Champagne on the house tonight!

oh oh! it's the SIGN out side the PUB side!!

I laughed so long at this one the guy in the apartment on the other side POUNDED on the WALL!! !! !! !
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Merle

whew. . . gawd I needed that, thank you Yowler

Lol, that's good, that's really good. Could I order that in poster size?

Sheeze Lau, a spider? Well I wouldn't have done it. I mean, I had you pictured riding a lion across the plain. One hand firmly holding his mane, the other spurring him on into a high gallup using ZanneMarie's riding crop. Your hair blowing back with the wind and speed. I mean I just knew that's why it took you a while to get to 1000. Little did I know you had a run in with the bats. I'll speak to the squirrels, they may have gotten them too frolicky playing tag, in the belfry.

GOOD one, Yowler! You're great with the graphics!

[Lupine sips champagne]

Lau... <sobbing>

This person is an attorney in real life. My stalker troll (if you do not have your own stalker troll, one will be assigned to you) is ruthless.

There isn't a single thing he hasn't gone after since I've known him. And a person from HERE invited him here, when she didn't realize that he was who I knew him to be. I kind of went off on her. Not her fault. She didn't know.

My stalker troll has been removed from the other site maybe twenty times? In the last seven months? Believe me, if you'd been hounded for seven months, you might go off on anyone who invites him to this site too.

Now, who wants to explain Yowling Cats "Spam Man" picture?

Hmmm. Well, to my knowledge, he hasn't showed up at the Cafe yet. Let Alex the Site Admin dude know about this.

Lau and I have been around the message boards and maybe a few others here, to remember when trolling started on the net. I think we could handle it. I pity the troll that wonders into this room, it wouldn't be pretty, but would have a ball doing it. Good trolls have a plan and run in packs, just the idea that this guy thinks he can do it on his own, means he's an amatuer. Point em out. I like lawyers about as much as I like cops. Hell the way I test to see if it's the lawyer I want is how fast can I pi** em off and does he go for my throat.

I have to confess that I may be partly to blame for the spam thing here. Seems I put a game in the corner, called boop the gopher, not the video kind, I mean take a look, those are real rubber mallets and plastic nine irons and sterofoam 2x4's. And those little gopher heads that pop up, they're looking for their shadows and if you whack one, you win a prize. A can of spam. I said it all innocent like and it just sort of took on a life of it's own, and has been added to many times over, kippers came into it as well as other stuff. I can't repeat it all, it just seems normal now, lol. Just don't use the 2x4 I use on myself, it's real wood, I don't get the obvious very well, sometimes and need serious reminding. It's my inner kid, he's a mean little sh@@ and doesn't listen very well, has no manners and has no morale fabric, what so ever. I don't know what I'd do if I had the fabric, maybe make a fart rag.

Speaking of coffee dude, how about since he's all touchy and stuff. We call him go-fer, touch him with a cattle prod and you win a cup of coffee?

lol - I only just recognised the joke.

True, your homework is to read the previous 120 odd pages of this thread.

Now I don't want to be a bore, and I'm sticking my neck way out...

Re CC's boss:

I think you need an arsenal of weapons to fight injustice, starting from the least deadly. The boss will feel uncomfortable and perhaps guilt ridden by the mere fact that CC asserts her rights. That's a jab. I don't know enough about how the chain of command goes to work out any more strategies, but the automatic weapon is about the fourth choice of weapon. Are you using too much fire power?

I've been brooding in the corner and now I've made my statement, its kinda feeble. But there you go. Don't know if you understand what I'm trying to say.

I've got my hands over my ears in case there is a loud outburst,

Nannarob, you say I should read the previous 120 pages? I didn't really want to.

But, if I do that, I will keep a handy reply window open the entire time, and will add in my questions for all of the 120 pages in one long post. I will be sure to reference each person's name and what page I am asking about.

I'm guessing you think I'd understand absolutely everything going on in those first 120 pages and would have no questions. I am Miss Questions. And that is the symbol on my super-heroine outfit. A big question mark.

I'm sure I'll have at least one question per page. I hope everyone is ready. Limber up your fingers.

I listen to the BBC over night service and know that around 11 at night, it is about 6 in London, so Lau should be on any time now. . .

what a wonderful treat for him! I just love us, you guys. (((((beam))))))

I love me, too.


Merle

I love you too Merle,
but I am just having a quick look before I shut down the work computer and go home (its 5:30 pm here).

My mother cooks dinner on Tuesdays, so I have to rush home.....





here I am rushing home .......





I am hurriedly trying to think of other stuff I have to do before I rush home .....

PS - I sometimes listen to BBC world service.

A good program too is ABC National's Late Night Live.

You can get it on www.abc.net.au

look for the links to Radio - ABC National - Phillip Adams, Late Night Live.






I'm still rushing to get home .....

(I'm sure there's something else to do )

so that would be 6:00 a.m. in London.

Hi Lau