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ZanneMarie
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26 Apr 2007, 11:41 pm

Man, I thought we lost you Post. See, nothing an LSD flashback won't fix.


Fuzzy? I didn't kill you with that one, did I?


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26 Apr 2007, 11:43 pm

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Merle, have you seen my 2x4? Whack me freakin hard, I deserve it, I've been very bad you know. :wink:


oh, nice. . .topping from the bottom, are we??

naughty boy, no biscuit! :wink:


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26 Apr 2007, 11:47 pm

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Man, I thought we lost you Post. See, nothing an LSD flashback won't fix.


Fuzzy? I didn't kill you with that one, did I?


But I don't get those kinds of flashbacks :cry: I didn't get my moneys worth!!

Damn I dunno, after you whacked em with the solution in bathroom, man, that's a tough one to top. I howled at that one for a good long while.


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26 Apr 2007, 11:48 pm

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How do I feel about Pink Floyd?

Quote:
If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise.


and

Quote:
I don't need no arms around me
And I dont need no drugs to calm me.
I have seen the writing on the wall.
Don't think I need anything at all.


Roger Waters gets it. He might not be an aspie, but he gets it.

Through the fisheye lens
Of tear-stained eyes
I can barely define
The shape of this moment in time
And far from flying high
In clear blue skies
I'm spiraling down
To the hole in the ground where I hide

If you negotiate
The minefield in the drive
And beat the dogs
And cheat the cold electronic eyes
And if you make it past the shotguns in the hall
Dial the combination
Open the priesthole
And if I'm in, I'll tell you
What's behind the wall...

There's a kid who had a big hallucination
Making love to girls in magazines
He wonders if you're sleeping
With your newfound faith
Could anybody love him
Or is it just a crazy dream?

And if I show you my dark side
Would you still hold me tonight?
And if I opened my heart to you
And showed you my weak side
What would you do?
Would you sell your story to Rolling Stone?
Would you take the children away
And leave me alone
And smile in reassurance
As you whisper down the phone?
Would you send me packing?
Or would you take me home?

Thought I ought to bare my naked feelings
Thought I ought to tear the curtain down
I held the blade in trembling hands
Prepared to make it, but
Just then the phone rang
I never had the nerve to make the final cut...

- Pink Floyd, "The Final Cut", The Final Cut
(written by Roger Waters - as was most of the album)


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26 Apr 2007, 11:48 pm

sinsboldly wrote:
postpaleo wrote:

Merle, have you seen my 2x4? Whack me freakin hard, I deserve it, I've been very bad you know. :wink:


oh, nice. . .topping from the bottom, are we??

naughty boy, no biscuit! :wink:


Merle


*whimper*

(After I wrote that I had to push the "submit" button to post it, it's just to much I tell you, roflmao)


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26 Apr 2007, 11:49 pm

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Oh. Disclaimer. No sociopaths were hurt in the making of this story.

Well, why not????


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26 Apr 2007, 11:51 pm

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ZanneMarie wrote:
Man, I thought we lost you Post. See, nothing an LSD flashback won't fix.


Fuzzy? I didn't kill you with that one, did I?


But I don't get those kinds of flashbacks :cry: I didn't get my moneys worth!!

Damn I dunno, after you whacked em with the solution in bathroom, man, that's a tough one to top. I howled at that one for a good long while.



Using her bra (one cup tucked inside the other) as a gas mask was the topper on that one. She pulled the strap around the back of her head and hooked it to the lace in the cup on the other side. LOL

She's always up to something. But she got the psychopath with the cleaning solutions. This is a sociopath and he wants to keep her, not kill her. He thinks they would make great babies together and she's not about to have any of that. So he has to go.


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26 Apr 2007, 11:53 pm

DeaconBlues wrote:
ZanneMarie wrote:
Oh. Disclaimer. No sociopaths were hurt in the making of this story.

Well, why not????


Ummm, because the only one I actually know is my mother and my brothers might get upset.

Fictionally though, the sociopath is going to get killed...just not yet. He has to kill five more people before he gets his.


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26 Apr 2007, 11:56 pm

I almost killed Fuzzy. :(


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26 Apr 2007, 11:57 pm

Chuck,

Kids get colors, look at what they do and then some teacher stands over them and "corrects" them. No no Johnny grass is green, but, but, teacher, it looks purple haze to me. It's like one of my favorite movie lines "What ever pleases you, tickles me plum to death". If it pleases you, it will do the job, just fine.

Wow, doing your own inks. This place never ceases to amaze me.


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26 Apr 2007, 11:57 pm

ZanneMarie wrote:
Fictionally though, the sociopath is going to get killed...just not yet. He has to kill five more people before he gets his.


Whatever you do to him then, leave him at least one eye and a finger.



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26 Apr 2007, 11:58 pm

Chuck wrote:
Wow! 30 additional pages while I was away! I'll return after I've read everything.

Everyone must be busy. :)

... reading every word, 3 pages a day, I'll never catch up. (after two hours tonite, only 10 pgs behind)
It's the chiseling that slows me down
edit: (Correction, 14 pages behind.)



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27 Apr 2007, 12:01 am

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Chuck wrote:
Wow! 30 additional pages while I was away! I'll return after I've read everything.

Everyone must be busy. :)

... reading every word, 3 pages a day, I'll never catch up. (after two hours tonite, only 10 pgs behind)
It's the chiseling that slows me down :)


Live in the moment 8)


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27 Apr 2007, 12:02 am

Well Sylvie is kind of blood thirsty, so I was picturing him turning his back on her at which point she'll get the garrote on him and then she'll just take her feet off the ground and hang there to strangle him. What do you think? It'll cut his throat up quite a bit. Maybe it has to be leather. Piano wire would probably cut his throat if she hung on the garrote like that. I keep going back and forth on this.


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27 Apr 2007, 12:03 am

Ugh I just got yelled at. I have to go to bed. Night all.


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27 Apr 2007, 12:05 am

tomart wrote:
It's the chiseling that slows me down :)


Hey Tomart! I only chisel beneath Merle's pictographs because I admire her chisel pictograph filigrees. (To save time I use a crayon under everyone else's.)