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30 Apr 2007, 7:51 pm

I just ended up in a "train station" by myself that had the following graffiti message on the wall" DEBUG MODE INSERT IGNORE INTO nuke-bbsearch-wordmatch (post-id, title-match) SELECT....???

Waited for Lau to show up to get me out. Something finally released me, so thanks Lau if it was you!



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30 Apr 2007, 7:52 pm

So... one hour passes and my pathetic idea has received the grand total of... hold on... I have to count them... hang on... one.... two.... yes! I think I've got that right. Two responses. I might have to check that count again, just to be sure.


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30 Apr 2007, 8:00 pm

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Whoa! Deja vu! There's been a change in the matrix! Oh no! No windows! Where's Morpheus?!
Zanne! Postie! You grab the phone first!


"There is no spoon."


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30 Apr 2007, 8:01 pm

I just ended up in a "train station" by myself that had the following graffiti message on the wall" DEBUG MODE INSERT IGNORE INTO nuke-bbsearch-wordmatch (post-id, title-match) SELECT....???

Waited for Lau to show up to get me out. Something finally released me, so thanks Lau if it was you! Wait!
Wow! I'm still stuck! Ha! Ok. Gotta think. How do I get out of this.....Of course!! ! Gotta find the "Merle-ingian"! Is Smith involved? Who here is Smith??....



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30 Apr 2007, 8:06 pm

Whoa! a double Deja vu! What the...? Lau, buddy.... the matrix has changed again! Hope I'm not the Operator cause I don't know what the heck I'm doing!! ! Hang on Trinity, whoever is Trinity.... Lau, you're on your own bud - hope you're not in trouble! Seek the keymaster - could be Postie. I'm stuck in a train station again. Ha! guess I'd better reset my computer!



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30 Apr 2007, 8:17 pm

ZanneMarie wrote:
Chuck wrote:
Whoa! Deja vu! There's been a change in the matrix! Oh no! No windows! Where's Morpheus?!
Zanne! Postie! You grab the phone first!


"There is no spoon."


Haha! Zanne! am I glad to see you! Did you just end up in limbo too?



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30 Apr 2007, 8:34 pm

Chuck wrote:
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Chuck wrote:
Whoa! Deja vu! There's been a change in the matrix! Oh no! No windows! Where's Morpheus?!
Zanne! Postie! You grab the phone first!


"There is no spoon."


Haha! Zanne! am I glad to see you! Did you just end up in limbo too?


I think it was a disturbance in the Force, probably Merle hooking up her soundless computer


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30 Apr 2007, 8:40 pm

Chuck wrote:
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Whoa! Deja vu! There's been a change in the matrix! Oh no! No windows! Where's Morpheus?!
Zanne! Postie! You grab the phone first!


"There is no spoon."


Haha! Zanne! am I glad to see you! Did you just end up in limbo too?


Yes, Mr. Anderson.


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30 Apr 2007, 8:41 pm

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Chuck wrote:
Whoa! Deja vu! There's been a change in the matrix! Oh no! No windows! Where's Morpheus?!
Zanne! Postie! You grab the phone first!


"There is no spoon."


Haha! Zanne! am I glad to see you! Did you just end up in limbo too?


I think it was a disturbance in the Force, probably Merle hooking up her soundless computer


It was R2D2 trying to charge his batteries and he stuck the 220 charger into the 110 outlet.


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30 Apr 2007, 8:43 pm

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lemon wrote:
it's tough, for both, for the one having it and the one living next to it too)


A problem for one truly is difficult for both. I admire all women who stand by their injured/ imperfect husbands, and vice versa.


We are all imperfect. People who think otherwise are seriously deluded.

Or, as my wife likes to say, "There's only been one perfect human being - and He was publically executed." :)


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30 Apr 2007, 8:53 pm

gwferguson howdy, have a muffin

careful with striaght lines in here but guess you don't need any instruction books either.

However :roll: since you did bring up something about farting and Lau added a little fuel with his CFR, let me get serious with a quote, brb, got to go find it, won't be but a minute...*runs into door, staggers and then through it* *stumbles over a stained rug and falls through door* Got it!! :D

...clipped a little.......

"The kids often found this to be an inconvenience, as they were fascinated by,
and constantly perfecting new techniques for, The Manly Art Of Fart-Burning.
Kenny explained to me that it was scientific - that it demonstrated (this is
a real quote) "Compression, ignition, combustion and exhaust.""

Frank Zappa talking about his early home life.

So while we in here may be pretending to have fun, this is serious scientific fun, don't let them misguide you. It's all right there in the manly art. Although be very pleased to demonstrtae and help any ladies that might care to pursue, such research. Coffee Dude!! Fetch me some beans and brussels sprouts, I have some serious work to do. Oh and bring that fire extinguisher a little closer, no not that thing, the rug, man, get the rug.


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30 Apr 2007, 8:53 pm

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... Mr. Anderson.



Smith! Er,... Zanne! Did you end up looking at a screen of computer code? I was afraid to touch my keys, so I just shut down my computer. Haha! It wasn't streaming downward like in the movie, just a solid screen of static computer code!



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30 Apr 2007, 8:58 pm

Yes, Mr. Anderson. I saw it.

I'm used to looking at streaming code.


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30 Apr 2007, 8:59 pm

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... Mr. Anderson.



Smith! Er,... Zanne! Did you end up looking at a screen of computer code? I was afraid to touch my keys, so I just shut down my computer. Haha! It wasn't streaming downward like in the movie, just a solid screen of static computer code!


And you didn't get a screen shot? :cry: I wanted to see. Naw mine just didn't want to do anything but hang, course that's normal in this room. I want a different computer, 2 isn't enough in here and I want one that does what yours does. *goes to corner and throws a manly hissie fit*


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30 Apr 2007, 9:00 pm

postpaleo wrote:
gwferguson howdy, have a muffin

careful with striaght lines in here but guess you don't need any instruction books either.

However :roll: since you did bring up something about farting and Lau added a little fuel with his CFR, let me get serious with a quote, brb, got to go find it, won't be but a minute...*runs into door, staggers and then through it* *stumbles over a stained rug and falls through door* Got it!! :D

...clipped a little.......

"The kids often found this to be an inconvenience, as they were fascinated by,
and constantly perfecting new techniques for, The Manly Art Of Fart-Burning.
Kenny explained to me that it was scientific - that it demonstrated (this is
a real quote) "Compression, ignition, combustion and exhaust.""

Frank Zappa talking about his early home life.

So while we in here may be pretending to have fun, this is serious scientific fun, don't let them misguide you. It's all right there in the manly art. Although be very pleased to demonstrtae and help any ladies that might care to pursue, such research. Coffee Dude!! Fetch me some beans and brussels sprouts, I have some serious work to do. Oh and bring that fire extinguisher a little closer, no not that thing, the rug, man, get the rug.


Outside. Gas is verboten.


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30 Apr 2007, 9:03 pm

ZanneMarie wrote:
postpaleo wrote:
gwferguson howdy, have a muffin

careful with striaght lines in here but guess you don't need any instruction books either.

However :roll: since you did bring up something about farting and Lau added a little fuel with his CFR, let me get serious with a quote, brb, got to go find it, won't be but a minute...*runs into door, staggers and then through it* *stumbles over a stained rug and falls through door* Got it!! :D

...clipped a little.......

"The kids often found this to be an inconvenience, as they were fascinated by,
and constantly perfecting new techniques for, The Manly Art Of Fart-Burning.
Kenny explained to me that it was scientific - that it demonstrated (this is
a real quote) "Compression, ignition, combustion and exhaust.""

Frank Zappa talking about his early home life.

So while we in here may be pretending to have fun, this is serious scientific fun, don't let them misguide you. It's all right there in the manly art. Although be very pleased to demonstrtae and help any ladies that might care to pursue, such research. Coffee Dude!! Fetch me some beans and brussels sprouts, I have some serious work to do. Oh and bring that fire extinguisher a little closer, no not that thing, the rug, man, get the rug.


Outside. Gas is verboten.


Bah!! it's burned off. It's science damn it, anything for the cause. Use your bra for the filter, you invented the concept and i didn't object when you did your science.


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