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30 Apr 2007, 9:04 pm
postpaleo
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30 Apr 2007, 9:07 pm
postpaleo
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30 Apr 2007, 9:08 pm
30 Apr 2007, 9:10 pm
30 Apr 2007, 9:10 pm
postpaleo wrote:
ZanneMarie wrote:
postpaleo wrote:
gwferguson howdy, have a muffin
careful with striaght lines in here but guess you don't need any instruction books either.
However
since you did bring up something about farting and Lau added a little fuel with his CFR, let me get serious with a quote, brb, got to go find it, won't be but a minute...*runs into door, staggers and then through it* *stumbles over a stained rug and falls through door* Got it!! 
...clipped a little.......
"The kids often found this to be an inconvenience, as they were fascinated by,
and constantly perfecting new techniques for, The Manly Art Of Fart-Burning.
Kenny explained to me that it was scientific - that it demonstrated (this is
a real quote) "Compression, ignition, combustion and exhaust.""
Frank Zappa talking about his early home life.
So while we in here may be pretending to have fun, this is serious scientific fun, don't let them misguide you. It's all right there in the manly art. Although be very pleased to demonstrtae and help any ladies that might care to pursue, such research. Coffee Dude!! Fetch me some beans and brussels sprouts, I have some serious work to do. Oh and bring that fire extinguisher a little closer, no not that thing, the rug, man, get the rug.
careful with striaght lines in here but guess you don't need any instruction books either.
However
since you did bring up something about farting and Lau added a little fuel with his CFR, let me get serious with a quote, brb, got to go find it, won't be but a minute...*runs into door, staggers and then through it* *stumbles over a stained rug and falls through door* Got it!! ...clipped a little.......
"The kids often found this to be an inconvenience, as they were fascinated by,
and constantly perfecting new techniques for, The Manly Art Of Fart-Burning.
Kenny explained to me that it was scientific - that it demonstrated (this is
a real quote) "Compression, ignition, combustion and exhaust.""
Frank Zappa talking about his early home life.
So while we in here may be pretending to have fun, this is serious scientific fun, don't let them misguide you. It's all right there in the manly art. Although be very pleased to demonstrtae and help any ladies that might care to pursue, such research. Coffee Dude!! Fetch me some beans and brussels sprouts, I have some serious work to do. Oh and bring that fire extinguisher a little closer, no not that thing, the rug, man, get the rug.
Outside. Gas is verboten.
Bah!! it's burned off. It's science damn it, anything for the cause. Use your bra for the filter, you invented the concept and i didn't object when you did your science.
Hmmm I hadn't thought of that. Good idea. It needs a better filter. In the story her throat was burned from the gassing. The surgeon told her she needed a better filter if she was going to do that again!
30 Apr 2007, 9:12 pm
30 Apr 2007, 9:13 pm
Sorry about juxtaposing my LOL with the Stepford Wife bit instead of the b***h joke. 
30 Apr 2007, 9:13 pm
30 Apr 2007, 9:14 pm
postpaleo
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30 Apr 2007, 9:14 pm
ZanneMarie wrote:
postpaleo wrote:
ZanneMarie wrote:
postpaleo wrote:
gwferguson howdy, have a muffin
careful with striaght lines in here but guess you don't need any instruction books either.
However since you did bring up something about farting and Lau added a little fuel with his CFR, let me get serious with a quote, brb, got to go find it, won't be but a minute...*runs into door, staggers and then through it* *stumbles over a stained rug and falls through door* Got it!!
...clipped a little.......
"The kids often found this to be an inconvenience, as they were fascinated by,
and constantly perfecting new techniques for, The Manly Art Of Fart-Burning.
Kenny explained to me that it was scientific - that it demonstrated (this is
a real quote) "Compression, ignition, combustion and exhaust.""
Frank Zappa talking about his early home life.
So while we in here may be pretending to have fun, this is serious scientific fun, don't let them misguide you. It's all right there in the manly art. Although be very pleased to demonstrtae and help any ladies that might care to pursue, such research. Coffee Dude!! Fetch me some beans and brussels sprouts, I have some serious work to do. Oh and bring that fire extinguisher a little closer, no not that thing, the rug, man, get the rug.
careful with striaght lines in here but guess you don't need any instruction books either.
However
since you did bring up something about farting and Lau added a little fuel with his CFR, let me get serious with a quote, brb, got to go find it, won't be but a minute...*runs into door, staggers and then through it* *stumbles over a stained rug and falls through door* Got it!! ...clipped a little.......
"The kids often found this to be an inconvenience, as they were fascinated by,
and constantly perfecting new techniques for, The Manly Art Of Fart-Burning.
Kenny explained to me that it was scientific - that it demonstrated (this is
a real quote) "Compression, ignition, combustion and exhaust.""
Frank Zappa talking about his early home life.
So while we in here may be pretending to have fun, this is serious scientific fun, don't let them misguide you. It's all right there in the manly art. Although be very pleased to demonstrtae and help any ladies that might care to pursue, such research. Coffee Dude!! Fetch me some beans and brussels sprouts, I have some serious work to do. Oh and bring that fire extinguisher a little closer, no not that thing, the rug, man, get the rug.
Outside. Gas is verboten.
Bah!! it's burned off. It's science damn it, anything for the cause. Use your bra for the filter, you invented the concept and i didn't object when you did your science.
Hmmm I hadn't thought of that. Good idea. It needs a better filter. In the story her throat was burned from the gassing. The surgeon told her she needed a better filter if she was going to do that again!
Ok, good, I got a plan then. you take off your bra, put it on Scotty and i'll torch em, then we'll look down his throat. Might need to use 2 bras, I'll take mine off and we'll double the pleasure. Humm what if he chokes first? Better hurry a little, I'm feeling a little pressured.
Last edited by postpaleo on 30 Apr 2007, 9:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
30 Apr 2007, 9:15 pm
Lau wrote:
Sorry about juxtaposing my LOL with the Stepford Wife bit instead of the b***h joke.
Turning head over and over. What? What?
30 Apr 2007, 9:16 pm
postpaleo wrote:
ZanneMarie wrote:
postpaleo wrote:
ZanneMarie wrote:
postpaleo wrote:
gwferguson howdy, have a muffin
careful with striaght lines in here but guess you don't need any instruction books either.
However since you did bring up something about farting and Lau added a little fuel with his CFR, let me get serious with a quote, brb, got to go find it, won't be but a minute...*runs into door, staggers and then through it* *stumbles over a stained rug and falls through door* Got it!!
...clipped a little.......
"The kids often found this to be an inconvenience, as they were fascinated by,
and constantly perfecting new techniques for, The Manly Art Of Fart-Burning.
Kenny explained to me that it was scientific - that it demonstrated (this is
a real quote) "Compression, ignition, combustion and exhaust.""
Frank Zappa talking about his early home life.
So while we in here may be pretending to have fun, this is serious scientific fun, don't let them misguide you. It's all right there in the manly art. Although be very pleased to demonstrtae and help any ladies that might care to pursue, such research. Coffee Dude!! Fetch me some beans and brussels sprouts, I have some serious work to do. Oh and bring that fire extinguisher a little closer, no not that thing, the rug, man, get the rug.
careful with striaght lines in here but guess you don't need any instruction books either.
However
since you did bring up something about farting and Lau added a little fuel with his CFR, let me get serious with a quote, brb, got to go find it, won't be but a minute...*runs into door, staggers and then through it* *stumbles over a stained rug and falls through door* Got it!! ...clipped a little.......
"The kids often found this to be an inconvenience, as they were fascinated by,
and constantly perfecting new techniques for, The Manly Art Of Fart-Burning.
Kenny explained to me that it was scientific - that it demonstrated (this is
a real quote) "Compression, ignition, combustion and exhaust.""
Frank Zappa talking about his early home life.
So while we in here may be pretending to have fun, this is serious scientific fun, don't let them misguide you. It's all right there in the manly art. Although be very pleased to demonstrtae and help any ladies that might care to pursue, such research. Coffee Dude!! Fetch me some beans and brussels sprouts, I have some serious work to do. Oh and bring that fire extinguisher a little closer, no not that thing, the rug, man, get the rug.
Outside. Gas is verboten.
Bah!! it's burned off. It's science damn it, anything for the cause. Use your bra for the filter, you invented the concept and i didn't object when you did your science.
Hmmm I hadn't thought of that. Good idea. It needs a better filter. In the story her throat was burned from the gassing. The surgeon told her she needed a better filter if she was going to do that again!
Ok, good, I got a plan then. you take off your bra, put it on Scotty and i'll torch em, then we'll look down his throat. Might need to use 2 bras, I'll take mine off and we'll double the pleasure. Humm what if he chokes first?
He told her not to use a bra again unless it had a steel frame.
30 Apr 2007, 9:17 pm
Lau wrote:
Sorry about juxtaposing my LOL with the Stepford Wife bit instead of the b***h joke.
Wow! This is from like a month ago! I remember reading it! Something really strange going on....
Aim your blasters at the windows....
postpaleo
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30 Apr 2007, 9:19 pm
ZanneMarie wrote:
postpaleo wrote:
ZanneMarie wrote:
postpaleo wrote:
ZanneMarie wrote:
postpaleo wrote:
gwferguson howdy, have a muffin
careful with striaght lines in here but guess you don't need any instruction books either.
However since you did bring up something about farting and Lau added a little fuel with his CFR, let me get serious with a quote, brb, got to go find it, won't be but a minute...*runs into door, staggers and then through it* *stumbles over a stained rug and falls through door* Got it!!
...clipped a little.......
"The kids often found this to be an inconvenience, as they were fascinated by,
and constantly perfecting new techniques for, The Manly Art Of Fart-Burning.
Kenny explained to me that it was scientific - that it demonstrated (this is
a real quote) "Compression, ignition, combustion and exhaust.""
Frank Zappa talking about his early home life.
So while we in here may be pretending to have fun, this is serious scientific fun, don't let them misguide you. It's all right there in the manly art. Although be very pleased to demonstrtae and help any ladies that might care to pursue, such research. Coffee Dude!! Fetch me some beans and brussels sprouts, I have some serious work to do. Oh and bring that fire extinguisher a little closer, no not that thing, the rug, man, get the rug.
careful with striaght lines in here but guess you don't need any instruction books either.
However
since you did bring up something about farting and Lau added a little fuel with his CFR, let me get serious with a quote, brb, got to go find it, won't be but a minute...*runs into door, staggers and then through it* *stumbles over a stained rug and falls through door* Got it!! ...clipped a little.......
"The kids often found this to be an inconvenience, as they were fascinated by,
and constantly perfecting new techniques for, The Manly Art Of Fart-Burning.
Kenny explained to me that it was scientific - that it demonstrated (this is
a real quote) "Compression, ignition, combustion and exhaust.""
Frank Zappa talking about his early home life.
So while we in here may be pretending to have fun, this is serious scientific fun, don't let them misguide you. It's all right there in the manly art. Although be very pleased to demonstrtae and help any ladies that might care to pursue, such research. Coffee Dude!! Fetch me some beans and brussels sprouts, I have some serious work to do. Oh and bring that fire extinguisher a little closer, no not that thing, the rug, man, get the rug.
Outside. Gas is verboten.
Bah!! it's burned off. It's science damn it, anything for the cause. Use your bra for the filter, you invented the concept and i didn't object when you did your science.
Hmmm I hadn't thought of that. Good idea. It needs a better filter. In the story her throat was burned from the gassing. The surgeon told her she needed a better filter if she was going to do that again!
Ok, good, I got a plan then. you take off your bra, put it on Scotty and i'll torch em, then we'll look down his throat. Might need to use 2 bras, I'll take mine off and we'll double the pleasure. Humm what if he chokes first?
He told her not to use a bra again unless it had a steel frame.
Ah I don't no nuthin about any steel frames, isn't it enough i stole the quote?
30 Apr 2007, 9:19 pm
postpaleo
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30 Apr 2007, 9:23 pm
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