The Dino-Aspie Cafe (for Those 40+... or feeling creaky)
I've been lurking and been somewhat intimidated by the brilliance and wit of this thread. But hell, I have some brilliance and wit occasionally myself, so what the hell.
Thanks Merle for the mondegreens. I always read them excitedly, and then am disappointed that nobody hears what I hear. But since I mishear pretty much everything, that should not surprise me. Elton John is my number one singer for being incomprehensible. Did you get those from Jon Carroll? He's the sh**.
Postpaleo: Whatever you're doing is working. Your posts are more comprehensible than ever.
Lau: WTF is up with the avatar? I was expecting great things after the phoenix, but can make neither heads nor tails of the latest...
Muffin recipes? I've got a great oatmeal bar recipe that'll keep you going all morning. Are we not allowed to post muffin recipes here? That's a rule I'd gladly break, for the greater good
Postperson, can we be friends?
Hey you!! I've missed you.
Rules? What rules?!?! OMG, there are rules here? Red alert, red alert.
"You can get anything you want, at Alices resteraunt, excepting Alice." Umm don't think i got that right and why couldn't Alice get what she wanted?
Rules: If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have yer pudding if you don't eat yer meat!
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People say I'm crazy
doing what I'm doing,
Well they give me all kinds of warnings
to save me from ruin
Unfortunately that is where I had been. There is no "delete" avatar/picture. I can upload something else, but there is no "delete" link.
Likewise for the account, I see no "delete" or "leave Wrong Planet" or anything else.
i deleted all in and out mail but can't find places to delete the rest.
I don't think there is a delete for WP. Think of it as Hess's "Seppenwolf" and the magic theater. Price of admission your mind and once you enter, there is no going back. No rubie slippers. Kind of like having AS isn't it? No going home for us, so we made our own, don't let the cost of admission take our minds. There are some here on WP who are still paying the cost and maybe, just maybe, they might lurk a little here and see something else happening. We didn't get old by mistake, luck maybe, but each of us has their own story on how we made it. We just have some fun doing it. Like, ooo look at my scar, neat isn't it, I got that one on the lower reachers of the Upper Zombi river while looking for evil muffin eating muchkins. And then go on to talk about the scarr on my ass that I got there.
You have to ask Alex to delete your account or let you change your name. That's what I've read on here anyway when it's been asked before.
If you upload a new avatar, your old one goes away.
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People say I'm crazy
doing what I'm doing,
Well they give me all kinds of warnings
to save me from ruin
I've been lurking and been somewhat intimidated by the brilliance and wit of this thread. But hell, I have some brilliance and wit occasionally myself, so what the hell.
Thanks Merle for the mondegreens. I always read them excitedly, and then am disappointed that nobody hears what I hear. But since I mishear pretty much everything, that should not surprise me. Elton John is my number one singer for being incomprehensible. Did you get those from Jon Carroll? He's the sh**.
LYSSA! get your beautimous bottom in here and post, dag nabbit! We were just waiting for ya to climb out of where ever you go when your Aspieness lets you out!
and yes, I posted the Mondegreens from "Mondegreens Ripped My Flesh" and, fellow posters, that was just ONE article of hundreds he has done on misheard lyrics, I just wanted you to get a taste!
I have missed you all and if I start naming names I am sure to forget some one, and anyway, I was just away for 50 pages or more, it's not like I am giving my acceptance speech for the Oscars!
I love you all!! !
(Except for those I don't!)
Acutally I DO love you all, I have just been told to be more discriminating in my 'love for all' so people wouldn't feel odd that they were loved by me but I loved everybody. . .I couldn't figure that out because the person that told me that was a professed Xian and I thought that was the basis for the whold religion.
except for the people we shun, we should love everyone. . .or love 'the person' but shun the deed. . yikes, I can't keep up.!
I will just keep loving everyone. . .it's easier!
Merle
!raw emalf doog a evol I, dawg, tuB
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Mellita, domi adsum (Honey, I'm home!)
This is what happens when you grow up around the Amish. Useful tool though. Works great at the office.
Okay. Off to flirt for a bit with a certain Texan who needs to find me a replacement engineer while mine is on vacation. The absolute nerve! Vacation????? He could have waited until next week when I went.
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People say I'm crazy
doing what I'm doing,
Well they give me all kinds of warnings
to save me from ruin
As for Mondegreens, there was a popular song from Alanis Morrisette a few years back, in which she complained, "It's not fair/To deny me/Or the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me..."
Postpaleo, the line says, and is supposed to mean, that you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant - except that you can't get Alice.
As for supposed flaming in here, two points -
1) Nobody's flamed anyone in here - yet. Just a little edginess, that's all.
2) It takes two to have a flame war. Just because you think somebody's being mean to you, doesn't mean you have to react in kind. Heck, I figured that one out in grade school!
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I've been lurking and been somewhat intimidated by the brilliance and wit of this thread. But hell, I have some brilliance and wit occasionally myself, so what the hell.
Thanks Merle for the mondegreens. I always read them excitedly, and then am disappointed that nobody hears what I hear. But since I mishear pretty much everything, that should not surprise me. Elton John is my number one singer for being incomprehensible. Did you get those from Jon Carroll? He's the sh**.
Postpaleo: Whatever you're doing is working. Your posts are more comprehensible than ever.
Lau: WTF is up with the avatar? I was expecting great things after the phoenix, but can make neither heads nor tails of the latest...
Muffin recipes? I've got a great oatmeal bar recipe that'll keep you going all morning. Are we not allowed to post muffin recipes here? That's a rule I'd gladly break, for the greater good
Postperson, can we be friends?
Hey you!! I've missed you.
Rules? What rules?!?! OMG, there are rules here? Red alert, red alert.
"You can get anything you want, at Alices resteraunt, excepting Alice." Umm don't think i got that right and why couldn't Alice get what she wanted?
Rules: If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have yer pudding if you don't eat yer meat!
Bull s**t. I'm old enough to eat desert all damn day, so there!!
I helped run a guild once on an online game, I used to say, we have 2 rules.
Rule 1: Have fun
Rule 2: See rule 1
Head of the thing was English, funny, he didn't act like a Queen. I just don't understand those English people at all. Even when they don't speak, when they do it just get's more complicated. Dad did say he liked Wales, I didn't even know they had them there.
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Just enjoy what you do, as best you can, and let the dog out once in a while.
They are everywhere I tell you!
Relax, relax, relax
just a little pinprick
there'll be no more ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
but you might feel a little sick
can you stand up, stand up, stand up
I do believe it's working...good
that will keep you going for the show
come on it's time to go
there is no pain you are receding
a distant ship spoke on the horizon (mondegreen but the guy has just had a shot so it could be right)
you are only coming through in waves
your lips move but I can't hear a word you say
Pink is an appropriate color for any occasion.
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People say I'm crazy
doing what I'm doing,
Well they give me all kinds of warnings
to save me from ruin
I would like to clear something up here if I can. First I would like to apologize to Postpaleo publicly for calling him a f*****g [b] I'm sorry for calling you a f*****g pig, Postpaleo.
Yes it was a gut reaction and it came from a history, a still sensitive wound. I will try to put this in a hypothetical mode to protect the parties concerned.
There was a beautiful, innocent young girl, sixteen, who came from a family of eight children. She was second to youngest. She used to babysit for her older sister and brother-in-law. Her brother-in-law decided to instruct her in sexual gratification, he introduced her to electrical appliances, when his wife was not around, of course. The young girl thought the brother in law was in love with her and wanted him to break the news to his sister. He refused. He was a deacon in the church the family belonged to. The girl, being very distraught over this and behaving in ways that worried her mother and father, finally told them what was happening. the mother was a clueless kind of woman. The father was dying of cancer. He asked one of his daughters and her husband to take the matter into their hands for him, so he could die knowing the S.O.B. got what was coming to him. No one else in the family, the other sisters and brothers would believe the girl, said she had made it all up. The sister and husband who were acting on behalf of the father got the FBI involved. Phones were tapped and other evidence was gathered. It went to court and the brother in law pleaded no contest in order to not have the evidence revealed. He went to prison for a couple of years. He is now on Megan's List. The girl and the sister who defended her were disowned by the rest of the family. The family, once so close and loving were torn apart. The children of the woman who defended her sister are also suffering in that they can no longer have a relationship with the cousins they loved so much. Obviously, I am connected emotionaly to the
people in this scenario. That was the open wound that Postpaleo unknowingly poked.
Now that that is cleared up, I hope, can we all move on. But please, can anyone tell me what the hell I did that was offensive on that other thread. I really have no clue.
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All the world's a stage and we are merely players.
In other words, some people will live for drama and the way to leave their drama is to simply turn and walk away. It is their drama. Leave it on their stage. Life is too short and there is too much fun to have to be worrying about other's need for drama.
That's just a blanket statement for all the questions about this lately going back many, many pages.
Cosmic, they are welcome now in my family. I have more than enough cousins to go around. Pull up a cousin and sit a spell.
Coffee dude! Get Cosmic whatever she wants and I'll have another espresso.
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doing what I'm doing,
Well they give me all kinds of warnings
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I see Pink Floyd again. Umm, I always felt they lost their edge when Syd Barret left. I still think they did. I was in love with their first album, said that else where. Took a little to "get use" to the, what to me was, a very new style. I felt that Barrets leaving (rumor back then he was put in an insane asylum) still lingered in their early works. After Ummagooma, I lost interest, till Divsion Bell. I don't mean I didn't still like the sound, the band, it just didn't feel the same to me. I was pretty sure when they did Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast it was about me, lol, no ,no, not really, I just got a hoot out of it. Guess you know what I had been doing, but I said that before too. So I decided to take a peek before writing this, this is some of what I found.
"There has been much speculation concerning the psychological well-being of Syd Barrett. Many believe he suffered from schizophrenia, although he didn't exactly fit the typical profile for that condition. A diagnosis of bipolar disorder is also possible, most likely Bipolar I. In addition there have been many ongoing speculations that Syd Barrett suffered from Asperger syndrome (a mild form of Autism)"
Pink Floyd and Jimi Hendrix were break through music to me. I was avid about music. I can't really play it. Was forced to take piano lessons. My teacher had been a child prodigy with the violin. But man, she just wasn't into what I wanted to play, so it went no where. I can do a few things yet with the paino and can still find middle C, read music poorly. Guess I have always read things poorly. Anyway, when Hendrix did "Hey Joe" the Byrds had already done the same song, I compared them and it dawned on me, that you could do the same thing, but differently. Now that isn't a shocker, but in some way it was to me. I could then "understand" a lot more about music. The Floyd was like that too, but on another level. I could then start doing levels of music, if that really makes any sense to anyone. But then again, "Is there anybody really out there, does anybody really care".
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as for the rest of the well-meaning advice and solemn but self-serving admonitions, and whatever, spare me.
Hey, if you ever figure out how to reproduce, I won't worry. They'll be killed chasing tires on cars.
Can't put people on ignore here, I miss the good ol days, when you could. Bye-bye Trolls, gotta love em.
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Just enjoy what you do, as best you can, and let the dog out once in a while.
I beat my machine
it's a part of me
it's inside of me
I'm stuck in this dream
it's changing me
I am becoming
The me that you know had some second thoughts
He's covered with scabs and he is broken and sore
The me that you know doesn't come around much
That part of me isn't here anymore
All pain disappears
it's the nature of
my circuitry
Drowns out all I hear
there's no escape from this
my new consciousness
That me that you know used to have feelings
But the blood has stopped pumping and he's left to decay
The me that you know is now made up of wires
And even when Im right with you I'm so far away
I can try to get away
but I've strapped myself in
I can try to scratch away
the sound in my ears
I can see it killing away
all my bad parts
I don't want to listen
but it's all too clear
Hiding backwards inside of me
I feel so unafraid
Annie, hold a little tighter I might just slip away (I think that's a Mondegreen)
It wont give up it wants me dead
Godd**n this noise inside my head
It wont give up it wants me dead
Godd**n this noise inside my head
It wont give up it wants me dead
Godd**n this noise inside my head
It wont give up it wants me dead
Godd**n this noise inside my head
Just a little Schizophrenia with your morning coffee to be sure.
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People say I'm crazy
doing what I'm doing,
Well they give me all kinds of warnings
to save me from ruin
as for the rest of the well-meaning advice and solemn but self-serving admonitions, and whatever, spare me.
Hey, if you ever figure out how to reproduce, I won't worry. They'll be killed chasing tires on cars.
Can't put people on ignore here, I miss the good ol days, when you could. Bye-bye Trolls, gotta love em.
You don't need an ignore button, just scroll on by. Like a sixties song mondegreened.
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People say I'm crazy
doing what I'm doing,
Well they give me all kinds of warnings
to save me from ruin
postpaleo
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Yes it was a gut reaction and it came from a history, a still sensitive wound. I will try to put this in a hypothetical mode to protect the parties concerned.
...... snipped by postpaleo..........
That was the open wound that Postpaleo unknowingly poked.
Now that that is cleared up, I hope, can we all move on. But please, can anyone tell me what the hell I did that was offensive on that other thread. I really have no clue.
Look it's all cool, there really was no need for that. There really wasn't. I probably was very rude back. I was pretty sure just by the rage, that I had opened a can of pain. I wasn't bull sh**ing when what you called me was probably very true. Been called worse and will be called worse. You've got to do better then that. Like you said, let's move on. Just wish Inventor would lurk so I could apologize to him. I did actually, but may have gotten buried. May have to make an extra effort for that one. It opened one of my wounds.
You did nothing wrong. I was lurking. I knew what you were doing and was wishing for your sucsess. It can get crowded in here.
What I'm seeing that kind of comes as a surprise in here now is this. In talking about lurkers, we have more people that have come out of lurker mode. I knew they were there, hoped they were there. I think it's great. I think I like this idea of Lurker Fishing. Not sure how to do it yet, but I'll think of something pretty stupid.
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