The Dino-Aspie Cafe (for Those 40+... or feeling creaky)

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GAAAAA!! !! I just got rid of it with "Glycerine" and you do it again, going to use "Vasoline" this time. Life is just not fair, if you want to play this game right, no fair using repeats till you have at least tried a couple of others. Ever heard the Rain in Spain from My Fair Lady? Of course Earl's folks were both classicly trained pros, he was easy meat. Miss that guy. We'd be a diggin fools and all of a sudden he'd just sort of yell out, "I could have been an account!!" in a semi scream rant. He and I would go on nightly searches for the perfect anchovy pizza. Yeah well all the info would help if you were as drunk as we were at night. easier to play stick that song too.

Unfortantely 3 dog nights are still needed in this house, cold as a witches you know what upstairs when the thing goes into the minus numbers. In this case 2 dachshunds and a cat. I dunno why the wife won't let Ike upstairs, one would think he'd be pretty warm.

How the hell are ya? I see you go whizzin by in a few spots here and there.

Double post. I swear everytime you come on Merle the site goes to the dark side. You aren't a disturbance in the force, you ARE the force.

Whipping Post wouldn't do it? well if the song doesn't the post would.

Woo HOO! I is not the Force, I jes CHANNEL the Force!

Merle

and I am ok, doing 4 10 hour shifts a week and still haven't unpacked in my new place, haven't been paid ( deposit, etc.) for my old place and living on apples, yams and bananas and driving on FUMES, man. Gas is $3.59 a gallon here and I made a difficult decision to buy gas or eat. . . cause it is a long way to payday. How's by you?

Ms Merle

Tied to the whipping post.
Oh Lord I feel like I'm dying.

Hi all! Having a great time. Swam with the dolphins, turtles and stingrays today. Some dimwit boy was trying to flirt with me. I don't know what they think. Dh ran him off quick. Anyway, having a great time. We shocked the youngsters today and I only got a little sunburned. Love it here. Don't want to go back.

Aloha!

So can we PLEASE change the name of the forum to "Dark Side of the Moon"

Honestly I wonder why people ever leave once they come. This place is a happy obsession.

Glad to hear you're having a wonderful holiday! And can't wait to hear how you shocked the youngsters.

I went for a week at Club Med and cashed in my return trip for a tent and a bedroll, stayed for three and a half years until my claustrophobia drove me back to t he mainland. Rock Fever can be a real b***h.

But tell us, Zanne, dear. . how did you shock the youngn' s??

Merle

I be fine, seems to me I've heard that accent before, umm, now where could it have been from. "How's by you", seems to me it was about 35 degrees below zero and there was a breeze in the air, so it must have been north, ummm....

Some times when someone needs to borrow a suitcase for a trip, it's like looking into a time capsule. Boxes and stuff here and there that never seemed to get unpacked or just added to, can keep me busy all day in amazement. Still doesn't get unpacked, looking for things I can't find becasue Swampblossom has hidden them on me. Stay street smart girl, they make enough in those chains. Have a couple of grapes while you shop and pay for the loaf of bread. Just don't go dumb and try to do take out. Freakin bread is through the roof let alone gas. Gas is still a little over 3$ here, although that was about a week ago, we may have hit 3 and half by now.

Current household joke is, am I getting "validated", lol. Swampblossom dismisses something I say, which is often, with some little look or posture. So I tell her she's not "validating" me, not letting me feel good, lol. So finally she gives me a look I know all to well, but I must force this issue, because that is my job. Finally she admits what the look really is, but in words..."Get away from me you f***ing idoit", lol. Yup she's a keeper. I figured out how to off her though, don't need to pay for lawyers for divorce papers. Won't be a finger print of mine on her, no signs of malplay anywhere. I'll do it with "validation", just do it when her mouth is full. She had applesauce in it before and it slid down too easliy, she didn't choke to death laughing. Who new that being an aspie could be a lethal weapon.

Yes, I am aspie, proud and dangerous.

Yeah but not even a pretty post card?

Geeze, did you notice she said they were shocking youngsters. You don't suppose she took a stun gun with her do you? I mean can we not picture our little Zanne running along the beach with stun gun in hand playing with the kiddies? You do remember what has come out of this ladies mind don't you?

I think a fast check of the white parts might be in order. If she has none, then it might be fair to assume how she shocked them.

Lissa, the only reason people leave is they run out of funds ! !!
TM and I went to Kuai once, and I was poring over the local properties for sale newspapers, looking for a reasonable condo to buy so we could live there ! !!
Paradise ! !! !

Ok this is a heads up. They have the first named storm of the season (already yikes!!). It has SwampBloosms real name on it, she knows where her ex lives in Florida and if this storm has any level of her feelings about her ex, get inland now, way inland. England might be a good choice. Trust me.

Personally I hope the storm blows itself out. She'll never live it down.

Whou-oh. Glad I'm not in Florida!

Hang in there Force Channeller!
You too Serious!

I'm going to borrow your force channeling ability, Merle, and send both of you to Paradise! You shall be arriving shortly at Aylissa's home. Beaming you eastward.....

(Oops! probably should have asked Aylissa'a permission first).

While you are there, please take the cattle prod away from Zanne. I understand the beaches there are no longer safe with her on it.

Well just found out her ex isn't in florida either Chuck. Guess where he is. You got it, no lie. Get your runnin shoes on, get the heck out of Tennessee.

I still think she'll blow herself up or out.

He always wants to play like otters in the water so we were doing that. LOL Then we started into this huge makeout session and shocked the youngsters working the boat and the Japanese tourists. I didn't notice them but he said they were offended. I just noticed the oriental people here keep wanting to touch me. I think they are fascinated with the freckles or something. I don't know. People like to touch me. It's freaky.