How do I tell a friend not to pee in public?

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I have a lot of problems with aspie friends doing stuff. So yeah. This guy just loves to piss in the middle of the street in other people's yards and in dumpsters. I tell him it's weird. I think he does it because it's risky and he loves pissing people off. Bad pun intended. Idk how to deal with this. I am afraid he is going to get caught doing it sometime and get in big trouble.

you could say you're worried for his sake. after all, he could end up in court.

how old is he?

Here's how to handle your friend.

Tell him:

1. It's disgusting, and very NOT COOL!
2. It's unsanitary.
3. If he is caught by a home owner, he could get beat up.
4. He could get arrested.

If that doesn't work, buy him a box of disposable adult incontinent wear. If he still doesn't get the message, then tell him you need to look for a better class of friends, as you are dumping him, and then do it!

Remember, we on the spectrum are all:

A Different Drummer

If a man does not keep pace with his companions,
Perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
Let him step to the music which he hears,
However measured or far away.

--Henry David Thoreau

Tell him he could end up on the sex offenders list if he gets arrested for it and it will make his life even harder such as getting a job. When people do a search online for sex offenders near him, his picture will pop up and with some information and they will assume the worst like he is some child predator. That is what most people assume about sex offenders.

Here are some methods used by Todesking

1) Smack him in the peepee with a flyswatter.
2) Spray him in the Johnson with wasp spray.
3) Mace him in the Jimmy.
4) Kick him in the balls from behind.
5) Pull his pants down to his ankles and push him over.
6) Tie a pack of firecrackers to his belt loop then lite the pack then watch him dance around with his pecker out.
7) Stick your hand in a jar of peanut butter then slap him on the dick with it then call over your dog.
8 ) Wait for him to zip up his pants then you splash him in the crotch with some water.
9) Tape a snapping turtle to a stick and chase him around when he pulls his Willie out for a peepee.
10) Throw a pissed off spider monkey on his back maybe it will mistake his penis as a banna and will try to grab it.
11) Rub his nose in his piss and yell bad as you smack his butt with your belt.
12) Spray him with a squirt bottle until he quits, works for cats it will work on him.
13) Shine one of those huge flash lights on his ass while screaming rape
14) Set his pants on fire then push him over
15) Make a video tape of him doing it add some sound effects then mail it to America's Funniest Home Videos may be you will win and make some money off his humiliation.
16) Kiss him on the neck
17) Grab him by the weewee and scream rape.
18 ) Try to hand cuff him while leaving his junk exposed then run away.
19) Bring attention to passers by what he is doing while telling them his name and where he lives
20) Video tape him and put the video on his facebook wall.
21) Out of nowhere run up to him giving him a leaping kick to the ass.

Peeing in public is fine, as long as you do it where other people can't see you and don't leave a mess. Try behind a bush or something.

Try "Don't pee in public". If that doesn't work try "If you pee in public one more time while you are with me, I'm never going anywhere with you again". Then stick to what you said. If he does it while he's with you, walk away and ignore him completely. Do not give in if he follows you and keeps trying to talk to you after he did that. Just go home. It may seem mean, but that might get through to him.

Explain that he can get arrested and fined for that.

Frances

Ha. This reminds me of when my brother peed in someone's garden, and the guy came out and threatened him with a metal pole. He didn't hit him or anything, I think he called the police and sat on my brother until they arrived.

How do I tell a friend not to pee in public?

Depends...

Know what? This whole thread is discussion of excretory function.

Someone I know was arrested for urinating in public recently. His first offense, it was plea bargained down to a parking violation.

He was drunk & fooling around, and he is young (21) but the police took it seriously.

To me, if he is f*****g cool and he is doing that for a good reason- good reason meaning something like: it's bs that everyone cares so much about stupid s**t that doesn't matter, like he knows what he is doing, than i wouldn't care, it is his business after all.
cool people are all kindda weird.