(I'm not posting this in the Women's issues forum because men will comment anyway, so who cares? We're all the same species, more or less.
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This is getting beyond a joke. I am 30 and for the past few weeks I've been having horrible, psychotic moodswings... crying one second, trying to kill myself the next, then laughing for no f**king reason, then self-mutilating the next, and so on. I've just literally started bleeding in the last half-hour.
I've been verbally abusive towards everyone I know and I feel like a monster. Also, screaming in frustation at 3am and hitting my head against my walls until my scalp splits open. It has been so bad on this ocassion that my neighbours have complained about my erratic behaviour and I'm in trouble with the police.
Would hormone therapy of some kind help to eliminate this wild and uncontrollable PMSing? I'd even go so far as to have a hysterectomy. I want to get neutered - it calms dogs and cats to some degree, so why not try it on me? I'm adamant that I do not want to have children. I keep animals - substitute children, if you like - and that's all I need to feel happy. (Plus, if I had a baby it would probably grow up to be the Antichrist and bring about the End of Days or some such... NOT having children is my service to mankind. It's for the best, trust me.)