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31 May 2008, 12:16 am

I had posted this in the off the wall forum, but due to the crude humor thought it might be better to move it here.

Confucious say:

Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have sh***y time.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot

Man who smoke pot choke on handle

Man who have women on ground have piece on earth.

Panties not the best thing in the world but next to it
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31 May 2008, 12:18 am

:D Have you thought about making fortune cookies?


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31 May 2008, 12:39 am

LabPet wrote:
:D Have you thought about making fortune cookies?


:lol: Actually I've thought about making humorous negative fortune cookies. Like "Breath mints will do wonders for your social life." and "They aren't laughing with you... they're laughing at you." But something tells me Chinese restaurants would lose business if they carried them.


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31 May 2008, 4:08 am

Hmmm... some places it would actually be funny to have rude slogans like that. NT's like being made fun of in goups.


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31 May 2008, 9:27 pm

I love these saying :lol:

Confuscious sez man who shoot off mouth bound to lose face.

Man with feet firmly planted on ground have trouble putting on pants.