I am an Aspie and therefore an autistic. I agree that the term Asperger's Syndrome may not be appropriate and the pronunciation, in English, is hard. I really admire the late Dr. Hans Asperger! And I am proud to be an Aspie (regardless of the painful difficulties, but that's another story). Like you, I find the crass wordplay offensive. I know some find the term 'Aspie' improper as well and prefer 'Aspergian' or 'on the spectrum', etc. I like Aspergian &/or Aspie. However, the general public may not appreciate or understand our usage. As we know, the DSM V has discontinued Asperger's Syndrome - we are now autistic as per the DSM V. 'Syndrome' has other connotations which can be really misleading. I don't consider myself as having a 'syndrome.'
The terminology now is moot and at least subjective. I pronounce Asperger's with a soft 'g' sound, as opposed to the American hard pronunciation. What would you suggest? Ideas? Hmmm.......relevant factoid: Asperger's Syndrome as actually firstly accurately described, prior to Hans Asperger who actually published, by the remarkable female Russian neurologist, Dr Ewa Ssucharewa in 1926. I have had ancestors who were (mis)diagnosed with schizophrenia - one who notably lived his entire life in an institution without speaking at all. Of course, he was not schizophrenic (and evidently even the psychiatrists and others knew) but was classically textbook autistic. At the time in history, the diagnosis of autism did not exist and was instead under the umbrella of schizophrenia. Modern neurology has evolved since. Then Leo Kanner's research described classic autism while Hans Asperger, at the same time in history, described high-functioning autism. But Ewa Ssucharewa was first.
I know, Ssucharewaists! That's the Lab Pet's vote. And I'm no syndrome.
Problem: No idea how to pronounce Ssucharewa.
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