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30 May 2011, 4:02 am

There is a lot of speculations of what causes autism. Most are far fetched. Come up with a ridiculous reason as to what causes autism.

-Eating spinach causes autism

-Sun causes autism

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30 May 2011, 5:27 am

-Genetic tampering by aliens.

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30 May 2011, 5:38 am

Watching too much tv playing video games a lot.

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30 May 2011, 6:23 am

the dungeons and dragons out-of-game spell "aspergerfy"

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30 May 2011, 9:30 am

developing too many callouses on my left hand- but i'm not sure if that's a cause or a symptom.

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30 May 2011, 10:04 am

my mom blew on my tummy too many times

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30 May 2011, 11:04 am

Being born on a Thursday.

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30 May 2011, 2:36 pm

I'm surprised nobody has said vaccines yet.

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30 May 2011, 2:38 pm

Someone told me autism comes from brain damage and right to me in discussion.

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30 May 2011, 2:59 pm

lol i ate my brain when i was a baby. and suntan lotion causes cancer. derp lol

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30 May 2011, 4:57 pm

MMR jabs

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31 May 2011, 6:01 pm

Bad parenting or being of European descent.

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31 May 2011, 6:14 pm

Meat and Diary products cause Autism, from experts of Peta.

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31 May 2011, 10:47 pm

I heard Tylenol, because Tylenol came out around the same time that the number of diagnoses started increasing.

My personal theory is that autism is caused by mothers visiting zoos with wolves who are actually secret agents of the government disguised in totally convincing wolf fursuits during the second trimester of pregnancy. An alternative theory is a bite from a Sumatran Rat Monkey.

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03 Jun 2011, 9:52 am

Being born blind makes you autistic.

If you are on the autism spectrum you are autistic.

The reason for autism is that we could start a fire if needed. But most people, if they didn't have a lighter or button on a cooker-would become extinct.

Evolution.

because for millions of years we have needed each other to get by but now humans don't need to talk about the dear they caught the other day, how much the rain affected them and their hunt or what jimmies been doing on the bridge.

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03 Jun 2011, 10:10 am

not being born as a siamese octuplet rendered me autistic

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