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03 Apr 2008, 12:48 pm

Oh, look at what happens when a Nerd comes to Mariah Carey's house to fix her computer

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ISECfO9hNc[/youtube]

Yes, all nerds are sexually frustrated, and fantasize constantly about sex. We're also quite repulsive.

I'm sure that if I were assigned to fix a computer in Mariah Carey's home, then I would be able to fix her computer without being distracted. She is pretty, but lots of women are prettier. I don't get an erection and start drooling every time I see a pretty girl.

At least they're not showing Nerds getting the beatings and lynchings that they deserve.



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03 Apr 2008, 12:59 pm

What's she doing?! She used to sing decent ballads with a decent voice, now it's all trashy sex r&b crap with her voice covered with electronic vocoders... I can barely understand what she's saying!!


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03 Apr 2008, 1:08 pm

There are also some positive ones, here are some from the top of my mind:

Foo Fighters - Learn To Fly
Gillette - short short man
miranda! - tu profesor

BTW the foo fighters many times dress as nerds in their videos :)


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03 Apr 2008, 1:11 pm

But with those teeth, Mr Grohl can get away with it! :D

Oh, how I love that man...


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03 Apr 2008, 1:45 pm

This one's better (I actually recognise myself in some of it):

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw[/youtube]



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03 Apr 2008, 2:16 pm

This is my opinion, but I think Mariah Carey has a nice voice, and she is a talented singer...now the Simon Cowell side...she is fake, her body is fake (look at her at 20 years old compared to now) and I have heard that she is crazy, and very rude. So...if I was a nerd fixing her computer, I would treat her as a client, since I'm not into fake people.



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03 Apr 2008, 2:33 pm

Dhp wrote:
This is my opinion, but I think Mariah Carey has a nice voice, and she is a talented singer...now the Simon Cowell side...she is fake, her body is fake (look at her at 20 years old compared to now) and I have heard that she is crazy, and very rude. So...if I was a nerd fixing her computer, I would treat her as a client, since I'm not into fake people.


Too bad all the non-fake people are ugly as sin. :wink:



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03 Apr 2008, 2:36 pm

slowmutant wrote:
Dhp wrote:
This is my opinion, but I think Mariah Carey has a nice voice, and she is a talented singer...now the Simon Cowell side...she is fake, her body is fake (look at her at 20 years old compared to now) and I have heard that she is crazy, and very rude. So...if I was a nerd fixing her computer, I would treat her as a client, since I'm not into fake people.


Too bad all the non-fake people are ugly as sin. :wink:


Speak for yourself... ;)


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03 Apr 2008, 2:59 pm

LeKiwi wrote:
slowmutant wrote:
Dhp wrote:
This is my opinion, but I think Mariah Carey has a nice voice, and she is a talented singer...now the Simon Cowell side...she is fake, her body is fake (look at her at 20 years old compared to now) and I have heard that she is crazy, and very rude. So...if I was a nerd fixing her computer, I would treat her as a client, since I'm not into fake people.


Too bad all the non-fake people are ugly as sin. :wink:


Speak for yourself... ;)


Touch My Body? Oh Mariah you are a horrible tease! If any of us regular schmoes attempted to touch your body, the Mariah Carey Goon Squad would snap our necks posthaste. Teasing nerds with the allure of sex is worse than any other torment. Much worse. :cry:



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03 Apr 2008, 3:38 pm

:mrgreen:


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03 Apr 2008, 3:41 pm

Icheb wrote:
This one's better (I actually recognise myself in some of it)


I knew someone had to post White and Nerdy. :lol:



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03 Apr 2008, 7:51 pm

On the subject of nerdy, white guys ... here The Offspring sing "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=f7-E1qTVJgE[/youtube]

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04 Apr 2008, 5:41 am

Video not available! Urgh - I like that song. There's a cute anecdote associated with it from my life as well.



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04 Apr 2008, 5:51 am

Asperger's doesn't equate to "nerd"/"geek".



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04 Apr 2008, 6:04 am

Danielismyname wrote:
Asperger's doesn't equate to "nerd"/"geek".


Yes it does. Be honest. I may not enjoy being an Aspie nerd all the time, but I have no illusions about who & what I am. And should a nerd be so lucky to get inside Mariah Carey's house! And with her in sexy lingerie to boot! :D

If the Tech Support Guy in the video had been me, I would have made the most of my situation.



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04 Apr 2008, 7:55 am

slowmutant wrote:
Danielismyname wrote:
Asperger's doesn't equate to "nerd"/"geek".


Yes it does. Be honest. I may not enjoy being an Aspie nerd all the time, but I have no illusions about who & what I am. And should a nerd be so lucky to get inside Mariah Carey's house! And with her in sexy lingerie to boot! :D

If the Tech Support Guy in the video had been me, I would have made the most of my situation.


Some aspies are self-described nerds/geeks, but many do not fit this description.


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