What combat sports can be done with coordination problems?
Okay, I have bad coordination I can't do something with my arms and then something totally different with my feet (well I can for short periods of time but it gets really confusing for me) like swimming... So I only swim with my hands and just let my feet rest lol...
I want to learn a combat sport because I was robbed and nearly beat up the other day for being different. I want to learn how to defend myself and seriously injure these -ssholes, breaking both their legs and arms. (I know, I know this is not a nice thing seeking more violence bla bla but I am just fed up and I want revenge, the police does absolutely nothing.)
You can forget Judo because I can't stand the thought of being directly in contact with someone's sweaty body while they're on top bwahh. I don't want to be close enough to smell people's filthy breath. And as I'm not in the US I can't have a gun or knife either. Any suggestions?
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I think that martial arts would help greatly with coordination issues.
I like capoeira.
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The easiest technique to learn relative to high effectiveness is the good old body tackle. A good follow-up would be an arm-bar. Any MMA or Krav Maga instructor could show you these techniques. Seeing as how you don't want to be up close and personal carrying a squirt gun full of lemon juice and a bed post could be effective too. Squirt your attacker in the eye with lemon juice and proceed to bludgeon them with the bed post.
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This is a really bad idea as you'll certainly get a beating if you fight back.
Better to scream like a girl and wet yourself.
Criminals, a superstitious and cowardly lot, are scared of crazy folk and nobody wants a urine soaked wallet.
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This is a really bad idea as you'll certainly get a beating if you fight back.
Better to scream like a girl and wet yourself.
Criminals, a superstitious and cowardly lot, are scared of crazy folk and nobody wants a urine soaked wallet.
I don't want to be a one man army but hell I want to be able to put a guy into pieces.
If you have seriously poor coordination you should think about improving that first before trying to learn combat stuff. Running before you can walk and all that. T'ai Chi is amazing for improving balance and coordination and it's easy to learn because it is really slow paced. Most people (and most students and teachers) only know it as a kind of relaxation meditation type exercise, but taught and practiced properly, it is also a very effective self defence based martial art which surpasses all the better known hard fighting styles like karate and judo and jeet kune do. Most importantly, it teaches you how to avoid and escape potentially violent situations.
Learning a few half-assed fighting manoeuvres with poor technique and poor coordination will IMO just lead you to get your ass kicked worse than if you didn't fight back, but if you really want to try it, I'd say go for Krav Maga or MMA. They're both fairly brutal.
Go for Filipino martial arts (Eskrima, Kali, Arnis). Filipino martial arts start with weapon training, which will boost your coordination by quite alot. Most of them actually start with some variation on the Sinawali (which means "pattern" or "weaving") style, which is using two weapons of equal length at the same time. It is mainly used for exactly that: developing coordination between both hands and your footwork. I have quite some experience with a broad range of different martial arts, and for me, nothing what I do improved my coordination (never lacked that much, though) like training with two canes. Besides, Filipino martial arts are still rather combat orientated, meaning that it is not "an art for the ring" like many styles you see today. Don't get me wrong, I am not starting to hate on any other sport or art. I regularly practice "ring arts" like Muay Thai or Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and you would not want to tangle with any of its practitioners who are well-trained. Ring arts just have the "disadvantage" of being trained under the aspect of having a certain set of rules. Just take a look at some MMA fights where pure boxers are pitted against someone who is not, and watch their footwork and defense go bye-bye because they have not practiced it.
With that said, do not pick up martial arts for the wrong reasons. I did it because I simply wanted to do something that involved moving. I guess any martial artist can testify that once you reach a certain level of confidence and skill in your art, you will not be needing it anymore. You will simply automatically stay clear of any situation that could potentially dangerous. Wanting to defend yourself is a your every right, and it is something everyone should be able to do. Just remember, and this comes from someone with legal knowledge, if you want "to rip a man apart", in most civilized countries, YOU WILL BE GOING TO JAIL for it. If someone tries to mug you and you smash his head in without a warning, or break every bone in his body, breaking his neck or choking him while you are at it, you better pray that your prosecutor does not know that you are proficient in self-defense. There IS such thing as use of excessive force in self-defense.
On an additional note: I would stay clear of Krav Maga. This is just my personal oppinion based on experience I made with it and some of the people I know. It IS a self-defense style, but at least for me, it promoted too much false security. Practicing "self-defense" maneuvres is NOTHING that comes too natural, or fast. Those maneuvres have to be practiced on preferably daily basis, over the course of YEARS. Self-Defense courses have an other goal: They are aimed to build confidence, so that you don't seem to be a favorable "victim" to potential attackers. Krav Maga instructor's are usually very high skilled. Mine was an ex-soldier, who looked still very intimidating and was very capable. But he trained for it. For years. Every day. And still, if weapons are involved, YOU WILL GET INJURED! If someone assaults you with, say, a knife, YOU WILL BE CUT. YOU WILL BLEED. These aspects are something that will not likely be taught in pure self-defense classes, because they don't belong there. That does not mean that you should not try it out. Go ahead, try Krav Maga when you have the ability to do so. Just keep in mind what I told you. You need extraordinary dedication and time to develope self-defense skills you can rely on. You could be a 300 lbs beefcake with pure muscle, if someone attacks you with a knife, all that beautiful muscle will not protect you from the fact that it is very likely that the first stab is going to kill you.
You can do whatever you want. Just remember to be patient with yourself, and realise it's going to take you a bit longer to get the moves right.
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