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06 Jul 2014, 7:52 pm

cathylynn wrote:
if you're female, wipe front to back to prevent infections.


That just seems so weird and awkward for me that I've never been able to do it but I've never had an infection. I just wipe the area I'm wiping and not all the way from back to front.

I find wetting the toilet paper makes it easier or you could buy fancy wipes for that.



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09 Jul 2014, 4:24 pm

Also using toilet wipes helps (esp preventing skid marks)



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09 Jul 2014, 4:29 pm

auntblabby wrote:
the thing that separates us from the lower animals is that we wipe.




all the bears in the TP commercial wipe. The dog wipes/scoots/drags. Animals tongue wipe too. Human beings just have a more consumer driven technique



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09 Jul 2014, 4:30 pm

How di you get out of first grade without someone teaching you how?



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09 Jul 2014, 4:32 pm

khaoz wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
the thing that separates us from the lower animals is that we wipe.

all the bears in the TP commercial wipe. The dog wipes/scoots/drags. Animals tongue wipe too. Human beings just have a more consumer driven technique

I cannot imagine "tongue-wiping" myself. 8O and judging from how often my cat used to drag its butt along the ground, I can't imagine it did much good.



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10 Jul 2014, 9:01 am

The butt dragging is an indication that your pet needs worming.



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10 Jul 2014, 12:54 pm

jrjones9933 wrote:
The butt dragging is an indication that your pet needs worming.

I hope I never have to drag MY butt on the ground.



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10 Jul 2014, 5:32 pm

auntblabby wrote:
jrjones9933 wrote:
The butt dragging is an indication that your pet needs worming.

I hope I never have to drag MY butt on the ground.

If I could drag mine on the ground, I'd never leave the house!