That sounds like a good idea actually. It wouldn't work for me though. I find the more I fantasize about tasty bad food, the more I am likely to go and get me some.
hyperlexian wrote:
Pondering wrote:
Does anyone else have unconventional ways to encourage weight loss for themselves?
i imagine myself eating a favourite "bad" food, savouring every mouthful. i spend time thinking about how it feels and tastes in my mouth. somehow it reduces cravings because....
your mind doesn't realise that you didn't really eat the food.
i wrote a blog post about that idea once, and i found out later that a researcher was simultaneously studying the phenomenon.
I think it would be better to chain the monkey to your crotch myself. That way you won't even be thinking about eating food, because you will be to busy worrying the monkey might eat your crotch!
GoonSquad wrote:
I think you should get a monkey, give him a sock full of pennies, and chain him to your refrigerator. Then train him to whack you in the crotch whenever you approach...
I haven't tried this, but I'm pretty sure it will work.
Hmm, I don't know about the laxatives. I've read that they may only destroy 10% of calories of a meal, or none at all, and all they really do is end up damaging your body through dehydration, and inflammation of the colon. I guess you could lose weight, but you might die or do permanent damage?
Solvejg wrote:
I am surprised nobody has mentioned laxatives. Consume large amounts after every meal and you are set to go..
Hmm no. I have known and known of a lot of overweight vegans. Veganism when done right can and often times does help weight loss, but not in the way you are talking about it. Shakes are good too, and good tasting. Not all shakes have dairy either. I'm not sure why you are calling people who drink shakes ladies, that seems a bit uncalled for, and I bet a lot of those "ladies" could beat you up and make you their lady, so...
aussiebloke wrote:
Vegan.
Eat what you want and don't get fat (seriously)
Stick to your diet shakes ladies I'm sure that will work
It might sound odd but I've done this before, when it was too cold or hot outside, and I had no room to use a rope for jumping inside... It actually does work.
1000Knives wrote:
Imaginary Jump Roping
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