Or at the very least hospitalized, for serious injury as well as suspected mental instability. But I digress.
Basically, last night I had a dream I was flying on a hang glider of some sort. Since then, my mind has been brimming with ideas for this kind of "giant kite" large enough to carry a somewhat slender 150-pound male human (namely, myself) strapped to the ground facing side. I'm thinking some heavy-duty nylon tarp material over a lightweight PVC frame (1/2 inch to 3/4 inch piping should work great.) All I have to do is get some kind of climbing harness to attach to the bottom (should be readily available near the Vedauwoo area), then some kind of winch to hold the cable, and let the Wyoming wind do the rest.
What do you think?
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