I love tennis although I hardly ever play these days. I'm pretty run-of-the-mill cause I only play a couple times a year at most, but I can at the very least least hold it down with significantly better players if they feel the need to test me.
I am not competitive at all in tennis, and I actually think it's an advantage in those cases--competitive dudes get nervous at the prospect of losing to a short, awkward, possibly drunk guy who hasn't seen a court in months, plays super loose and gives em every benefit of the doubt without hesitation
My serve kind of sucks cause I'm like 5'8" 5'9" so the angles are tough if I don't practice (which I don't), and I've never been able to hit top spin, but I can bang with whoever if they aren't some kind of expert.
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I know I made them a promise but those are just words, and words can get weird.
I think they made themselves perfectly clear.