"Without Stanley" red wings song

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I love this song to death and wanted to post the lyrics cause it makes me smile. This is a spoof of eminem's "without me". And I actually had to listen to it while i typed it down so excuse poor spelling and such.
Red Wings anyone?

Steve Yzerman scores from round the outside
round the outside
round the outside
Chris Chelios scores from round the outside
round the outside
round the outside
Guess who’s back?
Back again?
Stanley’s back. We will win.
Guess who’s back? X7
SHOT SCORE!

McCarty scores for a hat trick,
nobody wants to see Patrick no more they want Hasek, Roy’s chopped liver.
And if you want Stanley this is what we’ll give ya
another victory nothing can beat.
Because in Hockey Town nothing jumps starts this town better than a shot that gets blocked from Hasek’s goal
and knocked into the stands
and it’s got them saying
“I can’t believe all the f*****g shots he’s saving”
We’ve waiting this long
were not complaining
because were back were on the ice and dominating.
You may think that you can stop our rein
but the red wings hot streak is not yet fading.
So the referees wont let us be
calling penalties so let me see,
we’ll score short handed on a five on three
but it feels so empty without Stanley.
So get out of your seat
stand on your feet
get pumped you’re going to see another defeat.
Get rowdy cause were all about to party
start planning a parade thank you Scotty!

Now this looks like a job for Detroit,
so everybody just follow Steve
because we need another cup can’t you see
because it feels so empty without Stanley. X2

Vancouver, what a bunch of pitiful losers,
St.Louis they blew it they couldn’t be bluer.
Then Colorado took a stab at the cup
with twenty thousand fans in the stands yell
“THEY SUCK”.
Semifinals ends on a high note
remember Carolina don’t try to deny us,
you’ll never see another team last
it’s a fact we dropped the Avalanche down on their ass. And it’s a disaster,
such a catastrophe
to see a 7 to nothing playoff master piece.
Were back. DUNUNUNUNUNUNUN
here comes Shannahan is on the centerline again.
Setting up a definitive play so we committed
The center of attention back in this thing can get interesting.
The best team’s the red wings,
so lets sing the song till your head rings.
Lady’s and gents attention please,
because we get attention as soon as we step in the rink. Here’s the best thing,
the red wings can beat any team any week.
HERE COMES STANLEY!!

Now this looks like a job for Detroit
so everyone just follow Steve
because we need another cant you see
because it feels so empty without Stanley. X2

Forth for the sack hit
we’ll go tic for tack it,
any players on the bench while were in action.
Well that wussy Patrick he just got his ass kicked
so you Hurricanes better watch your backs you bastards. Herbi, you can get stomped by Sergi
get knocked un-conscience
you’ll require first aide
You can’t hang you suck so let it go
it’s over hockey town rules the other’s blow.
So lets go,
just give us a signal
and we’ll be there with a whole team full of potential.
We win though,
and amazing when were skating
since the first time we got the cup and we raised it.
But since then that it just seems
that everybody just wants to diss the wings.
This just shows the jealously
but it’s our team were just extreme.
Now were not the first kings in hockey jerseys
but we are the best things since ’53 teams,
to play ice hockey so gracefully,
use it to make our fans happy.
HEY!
There’s a concept that works,
20 million die-hard wing fans emerge.
But no matter how many teams in the league,
only our team will bring home Stanley.

Now this looks like a job for Detroit
so everybody just follow Steve
because we need another cup can’t you see
because it feels so empty without Stanley. X2

(a buncha noises)

WINGS!! !!

That was fun to listen to during the 2002 Cup run.

Go wings!