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stratozyck
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16 Nov 2022, 8:12 pm

His wife left him for her jujitsu instructor.

He lost a lot of money in some bad investments (FTX) and is now getting sued.

His job hasn't been going so well either - but maybe he's turned that around.



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16 Nov 2022, 8:24 pm

Well, it cannot be all bad . . . his momma ain't in prison, he has still got his dog, his truck started this morning, and it ain't raining.


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16 Nov 2022, 8:27 pm

Fnord wrote:
Well, it cannot be all bad . . . his momma ain't in prison, he has still got his dog, his truck started this morning, and it ain't raining.


Headline tomorrow: "Tom Brady's Mother Arrested for Animal Cruelty: You Won't Guess Whose Dog She Killed With Tom Brady's Truck."

Sub headline: "Police seized the truck during a downpour last night."



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16 Nov 2022, 8:56 pm

stratozyck wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Well, it cannot be all bad . . . his momma ain't in prison, he has still got his dog, his truck started this morning, and it ain't raining.


Headline tomorrow: "Tom Brady's Mother Arrested for Animal Cruelty: You Won't Guess Whose Dog She Killed With Tom Brady's Truck."



But before the police were able to seize his truck it got runned over...by gal dang TRAAAIIiiiiiinn!

(got have a train in the song...according to David Allen Coe).