Grammar Geek wrote:
Earthling wrote:
0, but I enjoy hinting to my mom that I'm gay.

For years I tried hinting my sexuality to my mom, but she never picked up on it. For example, if I saw a handsome guy on TV, I might have said "Oh, he's cute." But she always thought I was joking. I finally came out to her after I joined the LGBT club in college.
Bad choice of words on my end.
I'm just kidding with my mom because I never bring home a girlfriend.
I'm not
actually gay, as my score indicates.
But it sure sucks that your mom didn't understand your hints correctly. I feel kinda bad for joking about this now.