Let's face it, there's only one REAL Heavy Metal band.

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Tom
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20 Nov 2005, 1:09 pm

Bon jovi - BON JOVI I tell you...slayer, opeth and all these imitators, no matter how good they are, they'l never be anything more than wannabes to the the greatest man in heavy metal - because he IS metal - Bon Jovi!

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20 Nov 2005, 1:24 pm

Ooooooh I certainly hope your joking. If not, we'll grind your bones to make bread! :twisted:

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20 Nov 2005, 1:29 pm

puhleeeeeeese... :roll:

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20 Nov 2005, 2:15 pm

you got to be kidding me
bon jovi isnt even metal
bon jovi is pop rock
slayer and opeth are the real deal

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20 Nov 2005, 3:52 pm

bon jovi are way too hardcore for me.

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20 Nov 2005, 4:16 pm

Bon Jovi is BEYOND metal. They're, like, radioactive. Like plutonium or something. That's how metal they are.

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20 Nov 2005, 4:33 pm

A Scotsman once declared, "Ach! No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
His Scottish friend replied, "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
The Scotsman wisely cracked one eye open and said, "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."

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