After a few years without drawing anything, I did a self-portrait a few days ago. Since I am too lazy and my skills (which were never good to begin with) are a little rusty, I just did a rough sketch on paper:

Then, I took a photograph of my drawing and uploaded it to my computer (I do not have a scanner). I painted it on MyPaint:

Since I was feeling less lazy than usual, I decided to draw a shirt, too:

Overall, I think I did a good job. I am not as cross-eyed in real life as I am in the painting, but to hell with subtleness. 
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DISCLAIMER: It should be noted that, while I strongly suspect I have Asperger's syndrome, I am not diagnosed. Nevertheless, my score on RAADS-R is 186, which makes me a pretty RAAD guy.
Sorry for this terrible joke, by the way.