just because i love skits

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kinda the same as my sims topic i'm using this to show some skits i'm making which is based off the story in my head [for those that know] and the random convos about different things that go on in my head.

you can add to this in any way you want make your own skits or whatever.

the series in itself is called "living together [regardless]" it's only bearly got off the ground so not many characters have shown up.

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Let's talk about Kingdom Hearts


On nobodies: God those freaks

D.C.: I hate nobodies they drive me crazy! *flings controller on the ground and watches Sora get pummeled on the screen by a group of berserkers* I'm not even sure if there is a decent nobody in this game for christ sake!

Meanwhile at a table playing poker a group of 'nobodies' tested out their skills hoping they wouldn't lose all their clothes and money to Luxord.

Xemnas: *turns to watch me fume at the TV* So you hate “all” nobodies?

D.C.: F*** yeah! What do you think!? These guys are a bloody pain in the ass... well except those little shape-shifter dudes.

Xemnas: *returns to card game* So she hates all of us, except the little shape-shifters.

Saix: *places his cards on the table* Four of a kind beat that! Sir you don't seem bothered that you've gone from top fav to most hated and the shape-shifters are Zexion's nobodies meaning that he the most hated replaced you.

Zexion: That means I have some love in this house and no more torture! *throws his cards down* Flushed you all!

Xemnas: Fold. You know when you put it that way it makes sense. *goes silent letting the idea sink in then gets up nearly flipping the table* Blasphemy you hypocrite! *glares pointing his finger at me*

D.C.: What!? Who gave you a sour apple today? I mean I know I'm a hypocrite but jeez calm down.

Xemnas: Calm down, how can I calm down I lost my #1 slot!

D.C.: They kicked you? Who's the leader now?

Xemnas: No! I was not kicked you said you hate all nobodies but Zexion! *starts sparking*

D.C.: You were listening just now? I wasn't talking about you guys just the nobodies that are in Twilight Town, Hollow Bastion, and TWTNW. You didn't lose your 1 slot and Zexion is still hated all is right in the world.

Xemnas: *nods and sits down grinning devilishly*

Zexion: *leans on the table* Jerk, you couldn't lose your comfy top spot could you? *is immediately whacked with a saber*

Xemnas: No.

Luxord: Royal Flush! Ok Zexion coat please.

Zexion: What I get whacked then I have to strip, you guys suck!
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the guys play poker alot and i hate those damn nobodies in kh2 i'd rather fight any heartless then those guys.

and xemnas really does like his top spot.

Sounds like the kind of stuff that goes on inside my head, except I do it with Hellsing characters.

cool i'm not the only one then.

There's some crazy things on the Internet

Parings: I'm not getting naked.

The guys are once again playing strip poker in which Xemnas has yet to lay a single hand down even once.

Sephiroth: Straight flush!

Marluxia: Two pair.

Saix: Three of a kind.

Xemnas: Fold. *for the 20th time this game*

Sephiroth: *gets irritated and nearly jumps on the table* For Planet's sake stop folding and play!

Xemnas: *folds his arms and snorts* I'm not getting naked for you guys, are you crazy!

Saix: *looks over* What? Sir are you, ok.

Sephiroth: *sits down and gathers up the cards* he's fine he just has been surfing the net to much lately. Xemnas it is called fan-'FICTION' for a reason, it isn't real.

Xemnas: You read it and you believe it's fake, hmm.

Sephiroth: *gets angry now* How did you know that!

*Saix and Marluxia stare at Sephiroth in fear or shock*

Xemnas: I've caught you looking over D.C.'s shoulder more then once. I'm not dumb Sephiroth.

Marluxia: *jumps* D.C. reads that stuff!?

*Zack walks up and leans on Xemnas*

Zack: *pulls at Xemnas' spikes* Dude how do you get your hair spiked so damn perfect, I mean it looks the same everyday.

Xemnas: *gets up and pushes Zack away* Don't touch me!

Zack: O...k. Sorry, I didn't try and mess it up or anything.

Sephiroth: Zack it's alright he's not out for blood today, he's bothered by the fan-fiction D.C. reads sometimes.

Marluxia: Why does she read that? Zack you should know, tell me that there is a logical reason before I puke.

Zack: Oh yeah she can't find much else, and she's obsessed with finding as many as possible.

Marluxia: *gets up and walks away* I'm still going to puke.

Xemnas: Now do you see why I'm not getting naked. It even got D.C. how sad for that to happen to such a clean mind.

Zack: Oh she's not that innocent, she has a gender swapping fetish.

*All look at Zack then run to hide*

Zack: If they think she is bad they should see the Naruto category.
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yes i do read that sometimes and think i've mental problems for myself because of that.

but the naruto cat is like 75 thousand or so god only knows what's in there.

xemnas who lives in my head is physical and mentally effected by what i do, see, or hear. so though he doesn't fish around ff.net as much he knows all about it.

Wow... So the characters who live in your head are affected by you? That's what goes on with me, too.

yeah it's mainly just xemnas but i always feel like i'm being watched.

so i have to shove xemnas in the closet and send the rest to razor rocks at times.

razor rocks is a theme park ground in rollercoaster tycoon.

i swear they hear stuff that i hear too.

i sometimes wonder about my sanity espeashily when i can't sleep.

Unless the characters tell you to do bad things or go against your will to harm you, I don't see anything bad about keeping them in your head. I don't think you're insane at all.

Out of curiosity, what happens when you can't sleep?

well it al depends on the amount of days and nights spent awake.

but there are times i feel like i'm not alone or sometimes i feel like xemnas is taking over and a few times i think that he will manifest as a spirit in my room.

but that might be because i have strong belief in spirits and the like and the two seem to mix when i don't sleep because the charaters in my head seem real to me.

xemnas gives me the most problems cause i keep finding ways that we are similar, and i sometimes called him my virtual twin or the entity.

We really need out of that house sometimes.


Razor Rocks: Coasters

It's a hot day at Raxor Rocks theme park and Demyx is getting picked on as usual.

Demyx: Oh yeah I could ride that.

Axel: Not without clinging onto someone when you got off.

Demyx: That is so not true.

Axel: Prove it then, ride Closest To Heaven without freaking out.

Demyx: *stares at the frightening coaster* Sh...sure... xemmy want to ride something?

Xemnas: *walks over to Demyx* Which one?

Demyx: *points* That one the one called Closest To Heaven.

Xemnas: Demyx I won't be able to breathe once we come off, you'd be hanging on for dear life *has gone through this before*

Demyx: Aw... I won't honest I know I can conquer it this time!

Xemnas: Axel dared you didn't he?

Demyx: That's not the point! *puppy eyes* ... Please.

Xemnas: Just don't choke me ok.

*both get on the ride and return with Demyx gripping the restraints and is white as a sheep*

Xemnas: Well at least I can breathe.

Demyx: *looks over and latches onto Xemnas* That was terrifying!

Axel: Told you so.

Demyx: Sh... sh... shut up Axel.

Xemnas: Why me.

razor rocks just so you know what it looks like.

closest to heaven.
excitement 6
intensity 9
nausea 5
not many people on the game are brave enough to ride it.

opps this one was suppose to come after the paring convo

There's some crazy things on the Internet

Parings: Nightmares Xemnas style

Later on that night
Xemnas: *finds himself wandering down the castle but is stopped when he sees his members staring at him* something you guys need?

*The others all walk toward him*

Saix: It's Xemnas after him!

*all start running toward Xemnas like hungry lions*

Xemnas: *sees his lives flash before his eyes* Kingdom Hearts have mercy! *runs like hell and hides in a closet* With kingdom Hearts as a witness I will never talk about fan-fiction ever again!

*door gets broken down and Xemnas is drug out kicking and screaming*

Xemnas: *finally wakes up in a cold sweat* Let me go! *notices he is back in the house*

Saix: *opens door* Sir, I heard what sounded like something being strangled in here. Are you alright? Wait what's that look for? *gets a pillow to the face*

Xemnas: *still traumatized* No more get away!

Saix: *blinks but leaves the room*

Meanwhile in my room

D.C.: Another night of no sleep, mind give me a break already. Well I guess Trazodone wouldn't hurt for one night. *gets up and gets pills* Ok now to... Xemnas get out now!

Xemnas: Once you have a nightmare like I've had you can boss me around, but till they go away I'm staying.

D.C.: Till you've gone four nights without sleep you can't tell me BS, get out so I can sleep for once this damn week!

Xemnas: No.

D.C.: Fine. *pushes him off or well tries to* Damn no fair that your stronger then me. Fine why do you need to stay here?

Xemnas: Fan-fiction, because of that I don't feel safe anywhere else.

D.C.: Fair enough just don't move to much.

Xemnas: Do as I say not as I do, hmm.

D.C.: *flips him off then passes out from the sleeping pills*

Xemnas: About time.

Haha, awesome. I do weird skits for games all the time. I should do one for Viva Pinata...

same here.

Me: *whacks Leafos with shovel*
Leafos: *takes shovel*
Me: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

I'm so weird.

cute little skit.

oh and one thing D.C. is me and jetfox [if she shows up] is an alternate personality.
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We're doing a topic on food... you're kidding me...


Ice-cream: Oh brain freeze

Several residents are all sitting around eating when Kadaj gets out a big bucket of ice-cream.

Kadaj: Hey I've got a new bet *places bucket on the table and grins* I want to see who can eat a bowl of ice cream the fastest without getting brain freeze.

Cloud: What is the bet then?

Kadaj: This is more like a competition, winner gets to boss around whoever they choose to.

Axel: That means if I win I would get to boss Xemmy around for a whole day?

Vexen: *laughs* You win... what a joke!

D.C.: My teeth are already sensitive enough as is, I'm not joining.

Kadaj: Ok and Vexen you can't either it would be unfair.

Vexen: Spoil sport.

Xemnas: I heard someone mention me?

Kadaj: *drags him over* We're having a contest stay and have fun.

A few minutes later the contest starts and Axel gets whacked first.

Axel: Oh headache. How do you do it Xemnas?

Xemnas: *seems normal* Easy I get enough headaches from you I'm used to it now.

Cloud: *is twitching* You win at everything, it isn't fair.

*Both leave in disgust.*

Once the room is clear and Xemnas turns down the reward [he has enough people to watch over anyway].

Xemnas: Coast is clear. Wonderful... *falls on the floor and holds his head in agony*

Roxas: *comes home from fighting outside* Hey, Xemnas want to have some ice-cream *gets shot in the leg*
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this is sort of a tradition for kadaj he likes to make bets or introduces a challenge, most of his bets are with cloud though. he also owns a heartless he named spot.

this came to me randomly about how each organization member would handle brain freeze i figure that xemnas would get a nasty one but wouldn't show it till he was alone.

roxas lives with us and so does sora, there is a reason behind it involving trips into the past and axel, it's a long story but i think it's pretty easy to understand.

why the two never fused is because they are not the same age anymore.