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auntblabby
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28 Oct 2010, 5:10 am

adam and eve, news at 11



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28 Oct 2010, 7:01 am

You will be in my stomach.



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28 Oct 2010, 11:01 am

My other car is a skoda


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28 Oct 2010, 2:05 pm

I saw you, but I ran.

I had made a horrible desicion.

You would swear revenge, dark revenge.

It was far worse than cheating...

It was a pain like fire.

You grabbed a knife, a switchblade.

I screamed in agony, as always.

I survived, though, I knew that.

I will never love you again.



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28 Oct 2010, 8:53 pm

Death, figured he wasn't worth it.
He chewed his words and left.
Nude, he sat there falsely pondering.
Sobriety puzzled him. His head hurt.
Bracing against the wind, she smiled.
Nothing is more than it seems.



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28 Oct 2010, 9:46 pm

First successful thread, took 2 years.


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29 Oct 2010, 3:08 am

veni vidi vici is so passé.



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29 Oct 2010, 5:18 am

I lost thirty pounds on slimfast


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29 Oct 2010, 6:34 am

Didn't expect much, yet still disappointed



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29 Oct 2010, 11:46 am

I'm waiting for the apocalypse.


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29 Oct 2010, 3:26 pm

im just always confused and lost



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29 Oct 2010, 3:29 pm

sudo made me a sandwich yesterday.



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29 Oct 2010, 3:34 pm

This is my last short story.


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29 Oct 2010, 6:08 pm

...Baby shoe for sale , gimpy kid :P :cry: :wink: 8O ! !



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29 Oct 2010, 8:43 pm

Bob was an extremely fat cat.

Unicorns are people too, Billy Ray!

Jesus said "Thanks for the work!"

Adolf wrote poetry every single day.

Goodbye Tom, you shall be missed.

To these people, this is home.

Joel loves listening to his music.

That band was so horrible yesterday!

Today shall be a great day!

The window shattered into celestial dust.



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30 Oct 2010, 1:20 am

comet impact caused an early rapture.