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23 Jun 2013, 2:35 am

Des'Ree - "Life":

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, i get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost,
it's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast and
watch the evening news

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life, doo,
doot doot dooo. Life, oh life, oh life,
oh life, doo, doot dooo

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare, anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there, bungee jumping,
I don't care!

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life, doo,
doot doot dooo. Life, oh life, oh life,
oh life, doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life, doo,
doot doot dooo. Life, oh life, oh life,
(repeat till end)

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24 Jun 2013, 12:55 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg[/youtube]

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24 Jun 2013, 7:38 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53EMv7yvLj8[/youtube]

you couldn't write a cornier and cheesier song than this if you tried your hardest :lol:

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24 Jun 2013, 10:45 am

Look up HONEYDEWYEAYEA for the video. (Can't get it on WP)
Eating friends is so wrong. :lol:

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24 Jun 2013, 10:48 am

xenon13 wrote:

So, what are the most laughably bad song lyrics one knows?

O Canada!
Land of our forefathers,
Thy brow is wreathed with a glorious garland of flowers.
As is thy arm ready to wield the sword,
So also is it ready to carry the cross.
Thy history is an epic
Of the most brilliant exploits.
Thy valour steeped in faith
Will protect our homes and our rights
Will protect our homes and our rights

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24 Jun 2013, 11:07 am

Standards for lyrics of a successful pop hit are rather low, I would say. It's hard to point out a particular 'abomination'.

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24 Jun 2013, 12:15 pm

TheValk wrote:

Standards for lyrics of a successful pop hit are rather low, I would say. It's hard to point out a particular 'abomination'.

Yeah. I though about posting a Ke$ha song but I couldn't decide which one. Her whole 1st CD could be posted here

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25 Jun 2013, 3:53 pm

I didn't want to post a Lil Wayne song because it's too vulgar, but here is a little tidbit:
"Paper chasin', tell that paper, 'Look, I'm right behind ya', *censored*, real G's move in silence like lasagna"

Yep, that's a real quote. And that's not even the best one.

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26 Jun 2013, 2:31 am

O Canada does sound better in the original French...

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26 Jun 2013, 6:43 am

Quote:

I like rap
And hip hop
I like hardcore
And punk rock
I like hot-dogs, franks and beans
I grew up in forrest hills queens
I like to win
Don't like to fail
So once again
The bill's in the mail

I'm a funky guy
I got funky bones
I'm a funky guy
My name is dee dee ramone

Well alright
I'm a funky guy
Well alright
I'm a funky guy

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky

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04 Jul 2013, 12:22 am

La la la la la la la

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04 Jul 2013, 8:15 am

Take this entire album.

2 Live Crew - As Nasty as they Wanna Be

Easily one of the stupidest things I ever heard. It's not obscene, it's obscenely stupid.

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04 Jul 2013, 2:28 pm

"Walking primrose" from The Promise by Girls Aloud. Sung with such cringeworthy goodness by Nadine Coyle. You can't decide whether you'll want to chuckle or switch off.

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05 Jul 2013, 1:39 pm

Anything by BrokenCYDE.

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08 Jul 2013, 10:37 am

I actually like Spandau Ballet but the lyrics to "I'll Fly For You" make me cringe.

Oh, Don't You know that when I'm Under You
I'm Overjoyed.

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08 Jul 2013, 1:57 pm

I tell you what I want, what I really really want
Yo tell me what you want what you really really want
I tell you want I want what I really really want
What I really really want is a zig a zig arrrrrhhh

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