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28 May 2008, 12:22 am

Another great weird Carlton Mellick III book I read recently was "Ocean of Lard." (Well, okay, half of it was written by Kevin L. Donihe.)

It's a choose your own adventure book. Except for adults. You know those old Goosebumps choose your own adventure books where it would always have "THE END" in big bold letters because you'd make the wrong choice and end up chow for a purple alligator or something? Well, this is JUST like that, except the endings usually involve you getting raped by tentacles or pirates or pirates with tentacles. But it's just deserts because in the book, you play a child molester on the run from the cops. Seriously, the first line is: "You shouldn't have molested all those children."

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It's one of the funniest books I've ever read...



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28 May 2008, 6:00 am

Sounds like an interesting read

*goes off to adult section* 8) :lol:


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28 May 2008, 7:59 pm

I saw a book called, "Why Cats Paint." It was very cute. One of the cats was a Lynx point Siamese that looked a lot like my Prince.



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29 May 2008, 12:08 am

the very hungry caterpillar


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29 May 2008, 12:18 am

9CatMom wrote:
I saw a book called, "Why Cats Paint." It was very cute. One of the cats was a Lynx point Siamese that looked a lot like my Prince.


That sounds like an interesting book. As for a siamese lynx, I used to have one myself aargh, I still miss the fellow. I'll have to check that out.


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29 May 2008, 12:20 am

deathchibi wrote:
the very hungry caterpillar


Hmmm....... :?


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29 May 2008, 12:42 pm

Well, some people find it strange... I read through books of medieval and renaissance architecture for fun. Currently I'm reading something about Brunelleschi and his famous dome for the Florence Cathedral.



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30 May 2008, 2:17 pm

Demons of the Flesh- Zeena and Nicolas Schreck
It's about sex magick, and occultism. Not weir by my standards, it's far more accurate and historical/scientific than 99% of occult books out there. But the sole subject of occultism and sexual magick might be considered weird by some


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31 May 2008, 7:37 pm

MissConstrue,

I have been fortunate to have two Lynx points. My first was a girl named Samantha. She lived to be 20. Now I have a boy, Prince. I love Lynx points, Siamese, and all striped kitties.



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01 Jun 2008, 11:03 am

The New Crusades: Constructing The Muslim Enemy edited by Michael Sells and Emran Qureshi.

It's a book on Islam that's written for other scholars in that academic field and not for the layperson. It's not one of those books that you really read for pleasure, and I had to special-order it from Amazon because it's almost impossible to find in regular bookstores (except for possibly college bookstores).


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01 Jun 2008, 11:24 am

I just finished Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M. Pirsig.



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01 Jun 2008, 8:01 pm

PsychonautChaos wrote:
Demons of the Flesh- Zeena and Nicolas Schreck
It's about sex magick, and occultism. Not weir by my standards, it's far more accurate and historical/scientific than 99% of occult books out there. But the sole subject of occultism and sexual magick might be considered weird by some


Darn, I was hoping it was fiction...I looked it up...lol.

I want to read a really awesome book that combines gothic, Lovecraftian horror with demonic sex in a historical setting.

And I've tried James Herbert's "Once." It didn't cut it.



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02 Jun 2008, 12:44 pm

"God is Not Great" by Christopher Hitchens. Lots of interesting facts.



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04 Jun 2008, 7:39 pm

Re-reading "The Four Minute Mile," by Roger Bannister



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06 Jun 2008, 11:29 am

^Cool. I guess you can't tell me b/c then the story would be ruined.

I'm now reading Irish Fairy and Folktales by W. B. Yeats. Kind of hard to understand some of the spelling but very interesting book which many would probably find strange cause I've always been interested in the stories of nature spirits such as the fairies, trolls, witches and so on. This helps describe some of their origins. They remind me a lot of the belief Native Americans had concerning spirits coming from earth.


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18 Jul 2008, 8:21 pm

Um...Slips, Stumbles and Verbal Blunders, and What They Mean