Let's face it, there's only one REAL Heavy Metal band.

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28 Dec 2005, 9:27 pm

Serissa wrote:

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uh-uh....Britney Spears is what I call the epitome of metal

No way, man! Hillary Duff is TOTALLY more hardcore!! ! :twisted:

I totally forgot her....yeah, she's even beyond metal, is Hillary Duff

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28 Dec 2005, 9:45 pm

if were gonna talk serious about metal lets go here
http://www.wrongplanet.net/asperger.htm ... 3&start=45

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29 Dec 2005, 9:45 am

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I totally forgot her....yeah, she's even beyond metal, is Hillary Duff

And then of course there's the earlier metal groups that don't get enougha ttention these days.... like Alvin and the Chipmunks...

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29 Dec 2005, 9:58 am

this is just getting silly

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30 Dec 2005, 10:32 am

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this is just getting silly

That's the point!

This thread started off dumb, so of course, we must all do our part to make it even dumber!

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30 Dec 2005, 11:27 am

Serissa wrote:

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this is just getting silly

That's the point!

This thread started off dumb, so of course, we must all do our part to make it even dumber!

i just cant do that calling bon jovie metal
its against my nature

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30 Dec 2005, 6:53 pm

Well, that description mostly fits Bon Jovi too. he tells us all to keep the faith, he's a black metal legend, a true veteran of the game, but not a mith/myth. He's real, real hardcore that is! :twisted:

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30 Dec 2005, 6:57 pm

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he's a black metal legend.....

no he's not! he's a soft rock has-been!

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30 Dec 2005, 7:14 pm

hecate wrote:

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he's a black metal legend.....

no he's not! he's a soft rock has-been!

thats right

black metal is
burzum
mayhem
emperor
venom
bathory
mercyful fate
celtic frost
immortal
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darkthrone

any questions?

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30 Dec 2005, 11:08 pm

yeah the joke isn't funny anymore

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31 Dec 2005, 7:04 am

Remind me to remove my tongue from my cheek next time I post. *sticks on War by Burzum*

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31 Dec 2005, 8:08 am

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Remind me to remove my tongue from my cheek next time I post. *sticks on War by Burzum*

o yea
good stuff
war!! !! !! !!1war!! !! !! !! !! !! !!11war!! !! !! !! !! !! !!11

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05 Jan 2006, 7:15 am

Slayer aren't metal, they're pop-rock!

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05 Jan 2006, 10:03 am

SuXEed wrote:

Remind me to remove my tongue from my cheek next time I post.

sorry..... that was a bit too subtle for me! :oops:

thatrsdude wrote:

Slayer aren't metal, they're pop-rock!

*takes cover*

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05 Jan 2006, 7:11 pm

It's time to settle this. You want heavy metal? The leather, the strutting, the posturing, the posing, the studs, drum solos, guitar solos, pyrotechnics and machismo?!? Well, I give you the gods of metal...

JUDAS PRIEST

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06 Jan 2006, 7:37 am

Isn't the lead singer gay? Or am I thinking about someone else?

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