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06 Nov 2007, 1:55 am
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06 Nov 2007, 2:03 am
PAGE THREE! Oh joy, we've gone far!
Some writing, though, has been bizarre! 
So I wonder who's next,
with their lyrical text,
I shall send my applause a' volar!
06 Nov 2007, 2:45 am
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06 Nov 2007, 3:07 am
Huh? What kind of limerick is that?
The tone and the rhythm's all flat
you must try again
our talented friend
For a Word Profferseur, you're a Nat'
I have to admit that I do,
at times make up words, this is true.
But no language can live,
unless someone will give
it a boost with something that's new!
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06 Nov 2007, 3:23 am
A woman we'll call LKL,
Gave arguments quite logical.
If a man would try
to send her logic awry
With Aikido she'd knock sense to his skull! 
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06 Nov 2007, 3:39 am
Her life as a Labpet she chose,
but when outside, her braincells she froze,
Twas' her Alaskan Dream!
But alas she did scream!
I just wish I had brought some warm clothes! 
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06 Nov 2007, 4:02 am
There is one COOL Mom from Kentucky!
And her two ASD boys are quite lucky!
But the act I love most
Pardon, as I boast,
Was when Jaleb made me her new adoptee!
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06 Nov 2007, 4:32 am
From Oregon there comes a tale,
of an astute young chap, Calendale.
With a love of the women,
his heart goes a swimmin'
And a sweet girl he'll catch, I can tell!
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06 Nov 2007, 4:40 am
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06 Nov 2007, 4:48 am
Historically Limericks are crude.
Some might even feel they are rude!
So posting them here,
I thought I'd steer clear,
of those types of words... am I a prude? 
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06 Nov 2007, 4:53 am
I just thought to tell you the news
That I just fool around
With some words that I found
And then consult with my muse.
Your skill with words is no quirk!
But when do you find time for work?
You seem to post,
right up there with the most.
I hope no duties you shirk!
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06 Nov 2007, 5:08 am
The Internet can be a black hole.
Late at night squinting hard like a mole.
The porn how it flies,
So I cover my eyes,
While W. P. SAVES MY POOR SOUL!
eta: this was a lame attempt last night at being somewhat risque! 
This writing I just cannot stop!
My bloodshot eyes surely will POP!
Blinded painfully by glare,
at my screen I do stare,
One more keystroke and then... I... shall... drop!
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06 Nov 2007, 6:07 am
06 Nov 2007, 1:20 pm
I do like this thread I must say,
But my own limerick? Oh no way!
I do try to rhyme,
but I don't have the time,
So the last line is disappointingly bad. 
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06 Nov 2007, 1:30 pm
But my own limerick? Oh no way!
I do try to rhyme,
but I don't have the time,
So the last line is disappointingly bad.
At least you didn't say... ghey!
As WP's Starr she did shine!
With limerick she stepped up to the line.
Though her poem was cute,
it was hard to refute,
the ending needed more work and more time!
... actually... it's, FINE!
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06 Nov 2007, 2:13 pm
Her avatar is a cute bear.
But does Shadesofme sport so much hair?
Through the "Post Pics" I search
Feeling left in a lurch,
I could not find her image there. 
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