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12 Nov 2010, 9:44 pm

The 'aliens' want their planet back...



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12 Nov 2010, 10:19 pm

An inkling, a stinkling, shoe despair.



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13 Nov 2010, 1:20 am

dog<cat<bird<fish<worm<me

a leaf falls
a wintery
semi-death

boik zonks a foink witha coink

(felt like Dr. Seus for moment)

Justice denied....an angel looks away

Mr Tiptoe stubbed by chair footloose

six words a poem not story

knock knock....who is there....wind

paper lies today...people are muted

dreamed of ufo...or did I?

heart knows what mind cant understand


train whistles before quaking a motel

romantic love is but a propaganda

through eyes of autism.... I see.

nevermind me, I said....too much

Wind blows awakens me....native stirrings

Cat playing with tin can, musically

door closes, world slammed shut...abuse

young, old women
broken hearts
stopped

gang stalking...hundred to one...alone

I dream equality with the wind


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13 Nov 2010, 2:56 am

I ripped the piece of paper



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13 Nov 2010, 7:47 am

Wrote a six word short story...



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13 Nov 2010, 7:49 am

Avengilante wrote:
Once upon a time, God farted.


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They are born, then live happily (ever after)



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15 Nov 2010, 6:09 pm

learned hopelessness...rat on a wheel


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21 Nov 2010, 8:54 pm

Sonic will boink on the joink
(Shades of ol' Doc Seuss, much?)
Eat Phud, sleep badly, die PAWNCHing.
Grumpy Bear: Cynic in Sugar Bowl
You'll never have too much love.
All together - HE! Hee hee hee!
I can't wait for Sonic Colors!
Your love. What Lady Gaga wants.
DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT!
Porky Pig says, "That's all, Folks!"


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17 Dec 2014, 9:07 pm

What's a short story? This is.



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17 Dec 2014, 10:18 pm

Car! A cat's life stopped short.


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17 Dec 2014, 11:53 pm

I started a topic like this a few years ago that eventually died out. It's been fun going back to it and finding the ones I wrote:


Morning of September 11, Superman oversleeps.

Tried to write six word story. Failed.

He was already dead, I think.

Liars... M&Ms melted in my hand.

The other vowels cast Y out.

"Stirred, not shaken," Agent 700 said.

Lawyer after death: "Quite warm here."

I missed the apple on purpose.

"Look, flying pigs," said President Palin.

He thought he outran the bullet.

The bomb didn't go off. Wait...

I wanted to burn the photograph.

I only wanted to scare him.

Mars Rover: "Found something. Send help."

AIDS cured -- f***ing in the streets.

Los Angeles falls into ocean. Disaster?

Toilet paper for sale, slightly used.

Love waved goodbye. I wasn't ready.

Rabbit pulls hat out of himself.

Don't worry, I have an iPhone.

Lightning strikes Zeus. "Who did that?"

I fell. He didn't catch me.

Love returned. I barely recognized it.

Clock strikes midnight, everything ends. Or...?

Hang on, I've got an idea.

I pushed the "don't push" button.

Insanity followed sanity. Or did it?

I opened the door. Now what?

The surprise was all too expected.

The vampire stared at his reflection.

"You're perfectly sane," the penguin said.

Obesity epidemic: clouds falling to ground.

Tropical depression identified. Doctor prescribes Prozac.

After contemplation, God reboots human race.

"Thank God we both survived. Bill?"

Checkmate. King sues. Wants a recount.

Square peg, round hole: Just married.

He had already committed suicide once.

Machines conquer world. An improvement, honestly.

He performed his disappearing trick. Once.

When he woke up, nothing remained.



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20 Dec 2014, 9:06 am

Life leads to death; cruel irony.


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22 Dec 2014, 2:02 am

You both were voched for Inowrocław.

Indeed, you looked like oil paintings.

Chi Minh won't save you now.

I like it like it is.





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08 Mar 2015, 3:36 pm

What is this?! I don't even...



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09 Mar 2015, 7:35 pm

She finally revealed her dark secret.



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09 Mar 2015, 7:59 pm

It was that she loved him.


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