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16 Oct 2017, 4:11 pm

"we're going to Ibiza" by the Vengaboys.

Misheard lyrics:

"we're going to eat pizza". actual lyrics are "we're going to Ibiza".

"I looked down at the ground
And I see the rain go the drain." actual lyrics are "I looked down at the ground
And I see the rainbow down the drain."

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29 Oct 2017, 5:28 pm

The theme song from the film Men In Black.

Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz what you think you saw
You did, Nazi.

Original Lyrics:
'Cuz what you think you saw
You did not see.

Misheard Lyrics:
Hypnotizer normalizer.

Original Lyrics:
Hypnotizer neuralizer.

Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and make your network.

Original Lyrics:
Come on and make your neck work.

Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the Men in Black
August to December.

Original Lyrics:
Here comes the Men in Black.
Galaxy defenders.

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29 Oct 2017, 5:33 pm

League_Girl wrote:

Nat King Cole:

Misheard lyrics:

"I saw three s**ts come sailing in on Christmas Day."

Real lyrics:

"I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day."

I'm not sure why I think that's so hilarious, but I do. One of those things that I randomly find way funnier than it should be. :lol:

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Cher

Misheard lyrics:

"Do you believe in love after love."

Real lyrics:

"Do you believe in life after love."

That's what I've always heard too.

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29 Oct 2017, 10:08 pm

nick007 wrote:

In the Calvin Harris song, Feels; instead of hearing the word Feels, me & my girlfriend both hear Fish :arrow:

Me too.

Speaking of Calvin Harris, his song with Rihanna, "We Found Love", has the lyric "We found love in a hopeless place." I first heard it as "With our love and our hope displaced."

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29 Oct 2017, 11:11 pm

Slo-o-o-o-ow motion Walter,
Fire engine guy!

(Smoke on the water, fire in the sky)

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30 Oct 2017, 12:40 pm

"Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing penguins..."

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31 Oct 2017, 7:20 pm

Blood on the Dance Floor by Michael Jackson.

Misheard Lyrics:
Blood is on the dance floor! Blood is on the night!

Original Lyrics:
Blood is on the dance floor! Blood is on the knife!

Misheard Lyrics:
Look who just flew under
Descending into sin

Original Lyrics:
Look who took you under
With seven inches in

Misheard Lyrics:
To save the world
I have to know this stupid dance.

Original Lyrics:
To escape the world
I've got to enjoy that simple dance.

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31 Oct 2017, 7:29 pm

modernmax wrote:

I hate when people claim "Blinded by the Light" as misheard. It's not at all misheard, he's clearly saying douche, he just wasn't trying to. But we all clearly heard it.

".

I hate it when folks hate the truth.

It's

"Blinded by the light

Revved up like Deuce

Another runner in the night"

"Deuce" as in "Deuce Coupe" (the car). Substitute "Deuce" with "douche" and wouldnt even make any sense.

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31 Oct 2017, 7:34 pm

Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson.

Misheard Lyrics:
Annie are you okay
Won't you tell us that you're walking?
Then the sound of the bedroom
That his truck blew
And crushed into Annie
He committed your apartment
Had the blood stains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bad room
You were strep dog
It was Sharptooth!

Original Lyrics:
Annie are you okay
Won't you tell us that you're okay?
Then a sound at the window
Then he struck you
A crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains in the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom!

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31 Oct 2017, 7:38 pm

League_Girl wrote:

Nat King Cole:

Misheard lyrics:

"I saw three s**ts come sailing in on Christmas Day."

Real lyrics:

"I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day."

."

That's astounding!

First: apparently you didn't know that Nat King Cole was not a 90's gangsta rapper (he was a pop crooner of the Fifties when they didn't put the S word into pop songs).

And second: you seem to think that pieces of feces commonly ply the seas. When most folks hear a word in a song that sounds like the S word, but it's followed by the verb "sail" they generally use common sense to deduce that the word that sounded like the S word is probably really "ship". :lol:

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31 Oct 2017, 7:42 pm

In a couple songs I've misheard "rich" as b***h. One was Kiss by Prince, and the other was a song called Rich Girl.

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02 Nov 2017, 1:37 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

When that first came out and was played on the radio I thought they lyrics were just nonsense sound

'Any any yo ke
Any yo ke
Any yo ke
Any'

It was about 15 years later I realised what they lyrics actually are.

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05 Nov 2017, 5:10 pm

River of Dreams by Billy Joel

Misheard Lyrics:
I go walking in my sleep
Through the desert of Jews
To the river so deep

Original Lyrics:
I go walking in my sleep
Through the desert of truth
To the river so deep

Misheard Lyrics:
To a river soft beat

Original Lyrics:
Through a river so deep

Misheard Lyrics:
We don't live in the ocean
We don't starve in the streets

Original Lyrics:
We all end in the ocean
We all start in the streams

Misheard Lyrics:
Yo, me, oh, isn't that sweet?

Original Lyrics:
Gloria, it's not Cherie

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06 Nov 2017, 7:23 am

Ho Hey by The Lumineers

Misheard Lyrics:
I been on the roof
You been on the breeze
In my sweet home

Real Lyrics:
I belong with you
You belong with me
You're my sweetheart

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11 Nov 2017, 6:46 pm

Mysterious Ways by U2

Misheard Lyrics:
She moves in a serious way.

Original Lyrics:
She moves in mysterious ways.

Misheard Lyrics:
She's stupid
You're sliding down
She peed there when you hit the ground

Original Lyrics:
She's slippy
You're sliding down
She'll be there when you hit the ground

Misheard Lyrics:
You've been living underground
Eating from a catch
You've been running away from what you don't understand
Look!

Original Lyrics:
You've been living underground
Eating from a can
You've been running away from what you don't understand
Love!

Misheard Lyrics:
Me so right, me so right

Original Lyrics:
It's alright, it's alright

Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna kiss the guy
Better learn how to pray
On your knees, boy.

Original Lyrics:
If you wanna kiss the sky
Better learn how to kneel
On your knees, boy.

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24 Nov 2017, 11:33 am

"Rod Stewart - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"

"If you want my money and you think I'm sexy".

Actual lyrics are:

"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy".

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