The Wrong Planet Limerick Thread!

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Thanks Ragtime

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Riding bikes was this man's first love.
But this act's not approved by the Gov.
The judge firmly spoke
of his recalcitrant poke
"Into jail you pervert we shall shove!"

perhaps I'm spending too much time on this thread?

We've almost filled page number 4
With verses and laughs galore!
Though some limericks do shine,
quite a few here are mine
I wonder... should I post more?

Eh... what the heck!


Aspies are uniquely divine!
But with them, you don't cross the line.
Do not gaze in their eyes.
And small talk they despise!
But other than that, they're just fine!

Just an old fart online with a trick.
On myspace he seemed pretty slick!
If the young girls had known,
who was invading their home,
They'd jump off of his Friends List real quick!

And to give equal time to the women...

A young lad in search of a lover.
Said, "I'm so shy, I think that I 'druther,
online find my mate,
Hmmm, this one's taking the bait!
OH s**t! She's as old as my MOTHER!

Living alone has it's pluses for certain!
The cleaning up chores I am skirtin'
Walked around in the buff
till the town had enough,
Now I am forced to at least close the curtain!

My pitiful professors do whine!
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME?!"
Though my homeworks non-existent,
I'm not being flippant,
Wrong Planet just makes me feel fine!

The limericks I post I have written.
By the poetry bug I am bitten!
You see, I've no shame.
Though many are lame.
An eyeful you all will be gettin'

PLEASE! Post here and break the monotony!
For I am addicted to my limerick gluttony!
If you don't jump in quick,
I'll just make myself sick!
And the rest of you will get too much of me!

There once was a lady named Bright,
Who exceeded the speed of light.
She took off one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night!

There once was a site called WrongPlanet,
Whose members told others to can it,
When Ragtime did play
His conservative way
He was told that the 'master might ban it!

I'll probably get this all off but...

There once was a guy named OWA,
Who once put on a spam Showa.
He had a fine time,
and he was all mine,
until he got a lawn Mowa.

Lawn Mowa...love it, lol.


The trouble with reading this thread,
Is that I just can't go to bed,
Although it's so late,
My pillow must wait
Till the rhymes stop filling my head!

"GO RED SOXs!", cried Trigger11!
At Fenway it felt almost like Heaven!
Not quite complete
unless they could beat
the Jedi Council of Seven!

To Fenway I flew quite serious
A Game 1 win I did witness
Then I did camp out
Pneumonia my new bout
Game 2 was won nonetheless

Thanks, Reika!

Sand,

Your cat limerick is cute!

To a party the Aspy was invited.
She certainly was not delighted.
But to lessen despair
over strangers who stare,
She painted eyeballs on her eyelid!