Joined: 27 Oct 2014 Age: 40 Gender: Non-binary Posts: 29,473 Location: Right over your left shoulder
02 Jun 2021, 11:17 pm
_________________ I was ashamed of myself when I realised life was a costume party and I attended with my real face "Many of us like to ask ourselves, What would I do if I was alive during slavery? Or the Jim Crow South? Or apartheid? What would I do if my country was committing genocide?' The answer is, you're doing it. Right now." —Former U.S. Airman (Air Force) Aaron Bushnell
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03 Jun 2021, 3:40 pm
Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham It also explains five minutes in my ADHD brain.
Language Warning:
Welcome to the internet Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first ...
Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news Or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic This isn't a test Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to thе internet What would you prefеr? Would you like to fight for civil rights Or tweet a racial slur? Be happy Be horny Be bursting with rage We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet Put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports And a bunch of coloured-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fuckkkking each other! Welcome to the internet!
Hold on to your socks 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you more Don't act surprised You know you like it you whore
See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrink Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumour, buy a broom Or DM a girl and groom her Do a Zoom or find a tumour And here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom Here's why women never fuckkkk you Here's how you can build a bomb Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants To vaccinate your kids Could I interest you in everything All of the time?
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago Just before your time Right before the towers fell Circa '99
There were catalogues Travel blogs A chat room or two We set our sights and spent our nights Waiting For you - you - insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad You were barely two And it did all the things We designed it to do
Now look at you Look at you You, you Unstoppable, watchable Your time is now Your inside's out Honey, how you grew And if we stick together Who knows what we'll do It was always the plan To put the world in your hand
Could I interest you in everything All of the time? A bit of everything All of the time? Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time
_________________ I never give you my number, I only give you my situation. Beatles
Joined: 27 Oct 2014 Age: 40 Gender: Non-binary Posts: 29,473 Location: Right over your left shoulder
03 Jun 2021, 4:21 pm
_________________ I was ashamed of myself when I realised life was a costume party and I attended with my real face "Many of us like to ask ourselves, What would I do if I was alive during slavery? Or the Jim Crow South? Or apartheid? What would I do if my country was committing genocide?' The answer is, you're doing it. Right now." —Former U.S. Airman (Air Force) Aaron Bushnell