Meistersinger wrote:
It sounds like you live close to Bakersfield, long time home to the late Buck Owens and his Buckaroos. Owens is probably the reason I detest modern country music, since i’m Hearing a lot of what was, at the time, considered modern rock was showing up in his music, as well as a major influence in what I call the Bakersfield sound. (It also didn’t help that I came under the influence of Stan Kenton, who definitely considered all country and western music, whether it be bluegrass, Nashville, Texas Swing, or Bakersfield, to be fake and artificial.)
I'm about 3 hours from Bakersfield. They don't announce who the artists are at work, they just play the song, so they could be influenced by the Bakersfield sound for all I know. I don't find the older country songs to be as artificial. Some of the newer ones use autotune, which I dislike in general, but I find it especially clashes with country.
This is a parody lyric I wrote based on the songs that I hear:
I'm a country boy who lived a country life
Gotta find a country girl to be my country wife
I'm a country boy who walked a country mile
And all the food I eat is cooked country style
Well, ev'ry single song that I ever sang
Was a country tune with a country twang
Gonna live in the country 'til my life is done!
Then I'll go to Country Heaven an' have some fun!
(fiddle solo)