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26 Sep 2010, 12:55 am

i can't think of anything else much atm except for what's down where my signature is. Well, have fun rummaging through your thoughts to find a quote that really rendered sidesplitting to say the least, no matter what anyone else would say. have at it...
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26 Sep 2010, 1:15 am

"He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!"


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26 Sep 2010, 1:47 am

"Billy, do you like gladiator movies?"


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26 Sep 2010, 2:38 am

"I know what it is. You're ashamed of my baking."


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26 Sep 2010, 3:14 am

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.- Animal House

I don't believe I threw up in front of dean Warner. You did not throw up in front of dean Warner, you threw up on dean Warner. - Animal House

We ain't found s**t! - SpaceBalls

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses - Blues Brothers

How much for the little girl? the women? I want to buy the women.You, how much for your wife, ha ha ha ha ha - Blues Brothers

When I was a kid, my father told me, "never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." - Stripes

This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it - Caddyshacks

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? - Caddyshacks

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish - Caddyshacks

He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.- Caddyshacks

That kangaroo stole my ball. -Caddyshacks


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26 Sep 2010, 3:33 am

Oh, those remind me of another one:

"Hey, where the white women at?"


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26 Sep 2010, 3:57 am

Quote:
Frank: Yes, well when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-in-the-Park production of "Julius Caesar," you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

-- The Naked Gun