Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.- Animal House
I don't believe I threw up in front of dean Warner. You did not throw up in front of dean Warner, you threw up on dean Warner. - Animal House
We ain't found s**t! - SpaceBalls
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses - Blues Brothers
How much for the little girl? the women? I want to buy the women.You, how much for your wife, ha ha ha ha ha - Blues Brothers
When I was a kid, my father told me, "never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." - Stripes
This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it - Caddyshacks
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? - Caddyshacks
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish - Caddyshacks
He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.- Caddyshacks
That kangaroo stole my ball. -Caddyshacks
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die -Hunter S. Thompson