Rat in mi Kitchen: What are YOU gonna do? (game)

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14 Apr 2011, 7:21 am

Thought I'd make a game based on the UB40 song.

"There's a rat in mi kitchen, what am I gonna do?"

I'd probably try to scare it out of my house!

What would you do?

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14 Apr 2011, 7:43 am

eat it

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14 Apr 2011, 8:22 am

Buy a new kitchen.

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14 Apr 2011, 8:28 am

Promise him cheese if he is is nice and behaves himself.

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14 Apr 2011, 8:30 am

I'm gonna fix that raaat!

...

tha frying pan might do tha trick.

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14 Apr 2011, 10:10 am

Probably try to shoo him out the door because I have four cats, and his fate isn't so good inside for that reason. Still, rats are awfully cute . . . but no . . . better he leaves.

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14 Apr 2011, 10:24 am

Phonic wrote:

eat it

I'd of laughed if you said "Just Eat it".

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14 Apr 2011, 11:56 am

Bribe it with food and make it my pet.

My cat would soon eat it though.

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15 Apr 2011, 10:32 pm

Yesss! My favorite song as a child. I played it hundreds of times on my dad's record player.

Personally I would study its habits, find out what makes it tick. Then I would adopt its habits and go deep undercover in rat society. I'd rise through the ranks little by little, slowly gaining their trust. Then when they'd least expect it i'd assassinate their leader Yassir AraRat.

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17 Apr 2011, 3:04 am

Probably would buy him/her a playmate and chillout to their fave songs "Rat Trap" and "Rat Race" and I'd listen to the Stranglers album "Ratticus Norvegicus".

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17 Apr 2011, 5:23 pm

experiment on him in my dungeon laboratory.

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26 Apr 2011, 10:32 am

Easy i think. I would ge the neighbours or a friends cat over and let it hang out in the kitchen for a day or so. Apparently mice and rats will not go anywhere where there is a smell of cat.

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26 Apr 2011, 12:31 pm

Time for Ali G to fix it. :lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHDb2ZhPZnY[/youtube]

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27 Apr 2011, 9:16 am

Stroke it.

(BTW I am crazy about that song. You have good taste.)

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07 May 2011, 12:58 am

I'd ask him to cook for me

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