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The people of Faith's church were all delighted to hear the good news, everyone but Timothy that is.
The pastor stood with hands open "We would like to congratulate Timothy, he is now cured of his sins! Now I'd like to take this time to applaud Tim on hi...." As applause erupted The Pastor paused as Timothy stood up to object
"Wait, No I'm not! I haven't been cured." Timothy yelled
"Oh bless him, I knew he would come around." Said a congregation.
"Well Timothy don't be so hard on yourself, you said yourself haven't killed anyone today." said another
"I just woke up, I haven't had time to. I told you I haven't killed anyone yet." Timothy replied
"You aren't going to kill anyone, there's a good soul in you we all know it." The people of faith's congregation all noded in accordance
"I don't understand you people! I am a murderer! I should be killed for the atrocities I've committed. Every week it's the same thing, you all just forgive me for all the horrible things I've done."
"Oh god bless you! You're repenting for your sins! I told you everyone he's cured!"
"NO I'M NOT!"
"I killed a twelve year old girl this past Friday. Aren't you all disgusted?" Timothy yelled.
"We all understand you were angry, her parents already forgave you... it's in the past now, all that matters is your path to ascension into heaven. It's what you do today that matters." replied the pastor.
"What the f**k?"
"However stubborn you may be Timothy we forgive you, what a testimony your recovery is to the power of our faith." said the pastor
"What's the matter with you people? You're all sick, sick, terrible people!" Timothy protested as he stormed out of the door.
The congregation murmured and gunshots were heard in the street.
17 Aug 2011, 10:30 pm
